Oklahoma Biker - The Riders Ragazine Sept - Oct 2017 | Page 28

late – Pfffft. And lastly Weekend night would be best – See, when all this Bike Night stuff started, the whole idea was for businesses to generate money/ business on a slow, middle of the week night. (kinda like Ladies Night). After all, people like me have other “Motorcycle” things to do on most weekends, like Runs and Rallies and vacations and riding trips and that would significantly reduce the number of people going to Bike Night. If you own a bike, I see no reason in the world why every night shouldn’t be bike night! I came up with a few alternative ideas for some of you to help you enjoy Bike Night! Feel free to use these ideas because I sure the hell won’t. Pallet and Pinot Bike Night – This would be a quaint little gathering where a few could sit around an environ- BIKE NIGHTS?! people mentally protected lake and paint oil paintings while sipping a nice Chardon- After reading the results of a Facebook nay and listening to a highly talented Poll asking the question “What makes a musician play folk music on a prima balalaika. Of course, no loud pipes are great bike night?” I’m very secure that my take on what the motorcycling com- allowed at this type of event for fear of munity has become is very well found- disturbing the artists and the wildlife. ed. Here’s the top 12. Pleasant weath- Gosh, this would be splendid! er, well sure, but Spring only lasts like Gallery and Gear Jammers - How 5 days here in Oklahoma, so you need about a nice evening at the local Art to suck it up and deal with what mother Gallery? You could bring in a string nature throws at you or take the BMW. quartet to play and have wine and Motorcycles – really? At Bike Night? cheese tasting! That would be fabulous! Who’da thunk? Live Music (but not too Salon and Scooters Bike Night – A won- loud for conversation) – maybe you’re evening of relaxation for you, your looking for a bike night with a lounge act derful trophy wife and that Show Pony Bike of playing some Burt Bacharach or pos- yours! Muffin can get her nails did, you sibly a few selections from Kenny G or can get a mani/pedi while getting your Zamfir. “If it’s too loud, you’re too old”. chest waxed and possibly Cold Beer, Good Food Raffles/Drawings job on the bike. This would a all full go detail so well and Outdoor Patio – I can’t agree with with some smooth Jazz provided by a you more! A Good Ride – well folks, a whimsical trio. How wonderful! ride is what you make it. If you want a good ride, plan it that way. Not at a bar, Books, Bikes and BBQ - This could be held at your local Library. A nice evening Smoke free environment and not too oklahoma biker the riders ragazine 28