ODEON Magazine Issue 106 - September/October 2018 - Page 26

FAO J. ENGLISH, ESQ. Hapless MI7 agent Johnny English is back for a thrilling third adventure this October. We thought we’d help him out! n Johnny English Strikes Again – the third instalment in the popular spoof spy series – the bumbling British agent (as played by Rowan ‘Mr Bean’ Atkinson) is coerced out of retirement by Prime Minister Emma Thompson (if only!) to apprehend a nefarious cyber- hacker. On the assumption that he’s a bit rusty (and given that he was never particularly adept in the first place), we’ve put together a handy refresher guide to being a spy for Her Majesty’s Secret Service. Ching! Such as the UK Prime Minister 26 odeon.co.uk for example. A lofty lady like her can get you out of an international jam in no time. She also has access to the very best biscuits. Just try not to make her too cross. Especially if they’re beautiful and charming with an alluring accent you can’t quite place. If they also happen to be called Ophelia, then run for the hills. Aston Martin. Rolls-Royce. Lotus Esprit. The choice is yours. Our only stipulation is that it’s red and gadget-packed. The MI7 research team can help you out with this. They’re the best in the business when it comes to gizmos and whatnots. Just don’t touch anything while you’re there...