FAO J. ENGLISH, ESQ.
Hapless MI7 agent Johnny English is back for a thrilling
third adventure this October. We thought we’d help him out!
n Johnny English Strikes
Again – the third instalment
in the popular spoof spy
series – the bumbling British
agent (as played by Rowan ‘Mr Bean’
Atkinson) is coerced out of retirement
by Prime Minister Emma Thompson (if
only!) to apprehend a nefarious cyber-
hacker. On the assumption that
he’s a bit rusty (and given
that he was never particularly
adept in the first place),
we’ve put together a handy
refresher guide to being
a spy for Her Majesty’s
Secret Service. Ching!
Such as the UK
Prime Minister
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for example. A lofty lady like her can get
you out of an international jam in no
time. She also has access to the very best
biscuits. Just try not to make her too cross.
Especially if they’re beautiful and
charming with an alluring accent you
can’t quite place. If they also happen to
be called Ophelia, then run for the hills.
Aston Martin. Rolls-Royce. Lotus Esprit.
The choice is yours. Our only stipulation
is that it’s red and gadget-packed. The
MI7 research team can help you out with
this. They’re the best in the business when
it comes to gizmos and whatnots. Just
don’t touch anything while you’re there...