Obiter Dicta Issue 8 - January 5, 2015 | Page 7

ARTS & CULTURE Monday, January 5, 2015   7 Jurisfoodence: In Search of Toronto’s Best Brunch Food Adventure #7: School kate henley & karolina wisniewski › staff writer & editor-in-chief School 70 Fraser Avenue Kate: After a short break, Karolina and I thought we would begin 2015 by heading back to school a few days early… Why is it called “School” though?! Are they supposed to be teaching us how to brunch well? We’ll never know. Karolina: I was so excited to go to School, having heard such good things. Your relentless thirst to discover its namesake, Kate, inspired me to embark on a thorough Googling session. Alas, I didn’t discover the inspiration behind the quirky name, but I did learn that there have been (many) weddings held at School. I don’t know about you, but it’s always been my dream to walk past a butcher beef cuts print on my way down the isle (yes, this really happened; I saw photographic proof). Kate: Yikes. School is located in Liberty Village, an area of the city that I had never been to before – and where I will probably never return. I don’t know what my expectations were, but at ten o’clock on a Saturday morning it was bleak. The few people that were around were all going the same place we were, and nothing else appeared open. Karolina: I mean, Liberty Village is supposed to be a thing, right? Maybe School’s problem is that it’s located at the outskirts of Liberty Village, nearly on the border between it and Parkdale. The neighbourhood seemed pleasant enough, but as Kate said, slightly post-apocalyptic in its emptiness. At any rate, this week we decided to share the brunch love and invited two companions along. Brunch Hours School serves its Weekend Brunch menu from 9 am-3 pm on Saturdays and Sundays, and an all-day breakfast from 9 am-3 pm on weekdays, which has some of the same items on the menu. ê While the décor may not have earned it top ratings, School’s culinary creativity amply distracts from its shortfalls. Wait Time/Service Kate: I arrived about five minutes earlier than Karolina, but, despite the fact that there were a number of tables open and no line, I was “unable to be seated until my whole party had arrived.” Karolina: I was fairly relieved that we weren’t put on a waiting list, I guess brunch at the ungodly hour of 10 am is enough to put most people off. Kate: Very true. Once we were seated, we had pretty good service. Our server brought us coffee almost immediately, was very friendly, and gave us a number of recommendations. Karolina: She was indeed helpful and attentive. When asked for recommendations, she named nearly everything on the menu and made it all sounds mouth-watering, which I suppose means she did her job well. Atmosphere Kate: I loved the building that School was in – I am a sucker for exposed brick and garage-style windows. However, the décor was a bit strange: we were in the second of two rooms, and one entire wall was covered in a shelving unit holding a variety of objects; while some could be associated with school (a few books, some large letters of the alphabet), others were totally unrelated (like plates on little display stands). It also had one of those huge outlines of a cow indicating the