Obiter Dicta Issue 5 - October 28, 2013 | Page 14
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arts and culture
Carrie: worst prom ever
DANIEL STYLER
Staff Writer
Horror movies, like all movies, fall somewhere
along a spectrum. At one end, there are original
and genuinely scary movies – The Exorcist, The
Blair Witch Project, Halloween, Saw and, most
recently, The Conjuring. At the other, there are
campy, poorly acted, over-the-top “scary”
movies that make you laugh as much as
they make you scream – Army of Darkness, Child’s Play, The Hills Have Eyes,
Slither, and Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
Movies that fit into these two groups are
memorable either because they are good
or so-bad-that-they-are-good; whichever
group you choose a movie from, though,
at least you know you’ll be entertained.
town, U.S.A., is bullied, seemingly by everyone. Her mother forces her into a locked closet
to pray for her sins; her fellow students throw
tampons at her and chant “Plug it up!” after
she suffers the misfortune of having her first
gym teacher slaps her in the face because of her
understandably dramatic reaction to this cruel
behaviour.
Carrie finds solace in her telekinetic powers –
she can lift her bed up all by
herself! Feeling bad about the
whole tampon throwing thing,
The Pretty Student with a
Heart asks her boyfriend, Captain America and Bro Extraordinaire, to ask Carrie to prom;
he obliges. At prom, though,
we all know what happens: a
student, unhappy that she was
banned from prom because of
Unfortunately for Carrie, a remake of
her role in the tampon throw1976’s film adaptation of Stephen King’s
ing/YouTube incident, covers
novel of the same name (his first pubnewly-minted Prom Queen
lished novel), it fits into neither of these
Carrie with pig’s blood with the
categories. Instead, it remains in the
help of her Nothing But Trouble
middle, stuck in a kind of horror movie
boyfriend.
CHLOE GRACE MORETZ STARS AS THE TITULAR CARRIE IN
purgatory; it is not thrilling, scary, wellTHE REMAKE OF BRIAN DEPALMA’S 1976 FILM.
acted, funny, or over-the-top. It’s just
Carrie loses her shit, substanboring. And really, that’s the worst thing
tially overreacts, burns down
period in the school’s shower following gym
a horror movie can be.
the school, and a bunch of kids end up dead.
class (yes, this really happened, and a video of
Carrie kills her mom and her house collapses on
the whole incident was posted to YouTube by
The story is well-known and not at all original.
her. She dies. The End.
one of the particularly bitchy students), and her
Carrie White, a high-school student in AnyThere is nothing memorable about the film,
outside of a few classic lines taken directly from
the 1976 original. The dialogue is bland, the
character development is weak, and the actors
provide nothing more than the bare minimum
required to generate clichéd versions of characters we have seen a thousand times: The Social
Outcast, The Bitchy Girl, The Emotional Jock
and Jockette, The Crazy Mom, and The Unconventional Gym Teacher. It’s all very tired and
lacks any semblance of inspiration.
My favourite scene from the movie is the second-to-last one. The Pretty Student with a
Heart, having survived the worst prom night
ever, speaks in front of a judge about Carrie’s
role in the prom night massacre. She says that
although Carrie had some kind of power, she
was just like anyone else; she was pushed and
“you can only push someone so far before they
break.” Her speech acts as some sort of Extreme
Public Service Announcement (EPSA) against
bullying: if you bully people, you may push them
too far, and you never know who you’re pushing
too far. The person you are bullying may even
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