Obiter Dicta Issue 4 - October 15, 2013 | Page 2

page 2 editorial a. Osgoode Hall Law School, 0014G York University 4700 Keele Street Toronto, ON M3J 1P3 e. [email protected] web. www.obiter-dicta.ca T. @obiterdictaoz “In a world where everyone is a publisher, no one is an editor and that is the danger we face today.” - Scott Pelley Editors-in-Chief: Cass Da Re, Travis Weagant, Karolina Wisniewski Business Managers: Adam Cepler, Alvin Qian Copy Editor: Patricia Wood News Editor: Citlally Maciel Arts & Culture Editor: Angie Sheep Sports Editor: Andrew Cyr Staff Writers: Geoff Goodson, Luke Johnston, Evan Ivkovic, Sam Michaels, Dan Mowat-Rose, Daniel Styler Contributors: Xi Chen, Sara Hanson, Subban Jama, Fatema Jivaji, Aneesha Lewis, Jeff Mitchell, Toby Samson, Cassie Stefannuci Layout Editors: Marie Park, Heather Pringle, Devin Santos, Wendy Sun Website Editor: Asad Akhtar Submissions for the October 28 issue are due at 5PM on October 20, and should be submitted to the email address above. Obiter Dicta is the official student newspaper of Osgoode Hall Law School. The opinions expressed in the articles contained herein are not necessarily those of the Obiter staff. The Obiter reserves the right to refuse any submission that is judged to be libelous or defamatory, contains personal attacks, or is discriminatory on the basis of sex, race, religion, or sexual orientation. Submissions may be edited for length and/ or content. An ode to all things analog It’s no secret that trudging through the more stressful and overwhelming times in our lives can encourage escapism, day-dreaming and basically anything other than attending to the things that need to be attended to. Case in point: readings, no; falling down the rabbit hole of endlessly Googling corgi pictures, yes. It is in this spirit that we feel particularly inclined to regale you with musings of how much easier mid-term and OCI season would be without email, smartphones and Facebook – in short, if instead of 2013, this were, say, 1970. NB: We were researching “life without cellphones” (not that we were at a loss for what to write, or anything). Google recommended the following searches: “life without limbs”, “life without parole” and “life without plastic” – the world is a dark and…environmentally friendly (?) place, in case you needed any reminders. Imagine if we didn’t have to all access the Toronto OCI portal on MyOsgoode at the same time on the same day, always awkwardly and inco nveniently seeming to be during class, to find out about interview offers. Imagine if we didn’t have to watch each other obsessively (but understandably) refreshing our email every five seconds to see if any of the firms emailed us before call day. Imagine if we didn’t have to write thank you notes! (In the alternative, imagine if we had to write them by hand, in which event, computers don’t seem so bad anymore.) Imagine if we didn’t have to write midterms on computers, thus avoiding the insufferable clacker of MacBook keyboards that makes it literally impossible to concentrate during an exam. Imagine if we didn’t have to deal with moronic auto-formatting when making our summaries. Imagine if you could never lose a Word document, because documents were actu- ally real, tangible things you held in your hand. Imagine if Jessica White couldn’t hide behind the anonymity of fake emails, being instead forced to affix her letter on the door of the lecture hall like a noble Martin Luther (which would obviously thwart her anonymity because, hello – handwriting analysis). In honour of these simpler times, we recommend taking some time during the next few weeks to unplug and detox. It’s always important to find some time to relax, but it’s even better if you can find ways of doing so without relying on technology. Go for a run sans iPhone. Bake something pumpkin-flavoured. Have a conversation with someone – like, in person (no, FaceTime or Skype don’t count). Read something that has real pages rather than a screen that you swipe (it can, nay, should be something mindless). We spend enough of our time sitting in front of screens doing the things we have to do – why not extract yourself from them so you can do some of the things you want to do? Before we part, some words of comfort. 1Ls: midterms don’t matter. No seriously, they really don’t. If can’t put down the textbooks, spend your time reading ahead so you can have more time to prep for the real exam. 2Ls: instead of scary lawyers sitting across the interview table from you, pretend they’re your great-aunt asking about what you’re doing in school. Most importantly, remember that the OCI craze will on day (sooner than you think) seem distant and small and silly. 3Ls: congratulations! Y’all have jumped through all the law-school hoops already. Enjoy the cakewalk and go knit an oven mitt. In short: as always, Ozzies, hang in there. The Obiter Dicta is published biweekly during the school year, and is printed by Weller Publishing Co. Ltd. The Obiter Dicta is a member of Canadian University Press. tuesday - october 15 - 2013 the obiter dicta