Obiter Dicta Issue 3 - September 28, 2015 | Page 9

OPINION Monday , September 28, 2015   9 The Definitive Ranking of the Deans of Osgoode From Arthurs to Wright, where will your favourite Osgoode dean rank? henry limheng › staff writer L ook to your left, look to your right…”: the classic go-to of any law dean’s welcome add ress to t he i ncom i ng students. Historically the saying would end, “one of you won’t be here by the end of the year,” an attempt to underline the cutthroat, competitive nature of law school. That said, deans have adapted and varied the line over the years. While giving the welcome speech is an important part of a dean’s functions, they do much more than that. “Deans aren’t like Presidents of the United States, they’re administrators. They don’t have that much impact on the school,” remarked an Osgoode administrative staff member to me while doing research for this piece. Respectfully, deans are more than just administrators: they are the spiritual leader of the school, the public face of the faculty, the introducer of events, and responsible for shepherding a generation of legal minds. Motivated by Dean Sossin’s reappointment as dean for a second term, it is worth looking back at Osgoode’s past deans and reflecting on their tenures. Often respected intellectuals and leaders in their area of expertise, comparing Osgoode’s deans to one another seems like an impossible task. But just as the bell curve must be applied to dubiously rank students relative to one another, these decanal rankings are no different. Methodology Only full-time deans of Osgoode were considered for this list, including the deans of the school when it was located in downtown Toronto. Meaning that the principals of the law school that existed pre-1923, or any interim or acting deans, were not included. Deans were judged on the dual and equally weighted criteria of legacy to Osgoode and personal awesomeness. Honourable Mention: Lorne Sossin Nickname: The Soss-boss Term: 2010–present “Look to your left, look to your right, you’ll be best friends forever!” It would be unfair to rank the current dean while his term is still ongoing, so he’s being placed in the honourable mention category. A wizard of administrative law, the affable and well-liked Dean Sossin has worked hard to foster the image of Osgoode as a friendly place. Some of his accomplishments so far have been to expand the school’s international connections, the appointment of a wellness and health coordinator, and the creation of the artist-in-residence program. That said, Dean Sossin also faces a number of challenges: high tuition and corresponding debt levels, and the availability of articling positions, to name a few. With a full term ahead of him, Dean Sossin has lots of time to cement his place in Osgoode dean history, perhaps taking a few lessons from his predecessors. 12: Stanley Beck Nickname: Dean Who? Term: 1977–1982 “Look to you left, look to your right, one of you might remember who I am.” Someone has to be at the bottom of the curve, and unfortunately for Dean Beck, he falls into that role. Not because of any personal failing or terrible performance, but despite extensive research, I could not find the remotest hint of Dean Beck doing anything at Osgoode. In any event, Dean Beck is an expert in corporat B