Obiter Dicta Issue 14 - April 7, 2014 | Page 2

EDITORI AL a. Osgoode Hall Law School, 0014 G York University 4700 Keele Street Toronto, ON   M3 J 1P3 e. [email protected] w . www.obiter-dicta.ca t. @obiterdictaoz “ witty saying proves nothing” A - VOLTAIR E Editors-in-Chief: Cass Da Re, Travis Weagant, Karolina Wisniewski Business Managers: Adam Cepler, Alvin Qian Copy Editor: Patricia Wood News Editor: Citlally Maciel Arts & Culture Editor: Angie Sheep Sports Editor: Andrew Cyr Staff Writers: Michael Capitano, Luke Johnston, Sam Michaels, Dan Mowat-Rose, Daniel Styler, Evan Ivkovic Contributors: Hannah De Jong, Paul Gill Layout Editors: Marie Park, Heather Pringle, Devin Santos Website Editor: Asad Akhtar Obiter Dicta is the official student newspaper of Osgoode Hall Law School. The opinions expressed in the articles contained herein are not necessarily those of the Obiter staff. The Obiter reserves the right to refuse any submission that is judged to be libelous or defamatory, contains personal attacks, or is discriminatory on the basis of sex, race, religion, or sexual orientation. Submissions may be edited for length and/or content. The Obiter Dicta is published biweekly during the school year, and is printed by Weller Publishing Co. Ltd. See you in September! The Obiter Dicta is a member of Canadian University Press. The Unreasonable Man gives you advice I don’t take advice well. I think I’m naturally mistrustful of the presumptuous, despite being very presumptuous myself. When people give me well-intentioned guidance, I usually disregard it. Thus, I have no expectation that any of you will consider the following seriously. In fact, I’ve never expected anyone to agree with anything I wrote here (there’s a special circle of hell for those that do). But some of you read it, and that’s good enough for me. So, without further ado, I present to you the wisdom of decades (and I barely qualify for the plural) in 900 words. As far as the Unreasonable Man is concerned, here are the two things you should know about life. The first is that no one can be extrapolated. I’ll explain what I mean. The world is awash in sloppy reasoning, mostly because it’s easier to take mental shortcuts than it is to come to terms with the staggering uncertainty inherent in human beings. I don’t blame folks for taking these shortcuts, but that doesn’t make them less troubling. The most insidious of these fallacies is guilt by association. It happens when you claim to invalidate someone’s opinion or argument by associating it with an undesirable person or idea rather than addressing its substance. For example, arguing against the construction of divided highways because a certain German happened to enthusiastically support the construction of the autobahnen in the 1930s. This fallacy has crept into our consciousness in less pronounced ways. I speak of the tendency to extrapolate other people’s beliefs, situation, personality, experience, and other personal characteristics from unrelated things that you happen to know about them. We do this with political beliefs when we assume that card-carrying Liberals who advocate for a national daycare program are also pro-choice, or when we assume that a union activist supports an increase in the minimum wage. We do this with language, when we assume that an anglophone living in Québec is not a sovereigntist. It’s more than stereotyping; it’s the agglomeration of stereotypes into mutually exclusive categories until there are, conveniently, fewer types of people in the world. It seems to be instinctive to think this way. An economist, an accountant, and a lawyer visit Scotland. They come upon a field; in the field stands a cow. The economist says “Ah! I see that the cows in Scotland have spots.” The accountant says “No my friend, one cow in Scotland has spots.” The lawyer chuckles, shakes his head, and retorts: “You are both wrong. One side of one cow in Scotland has spots.” Professor Li told me this joke. It’s supposed to mean that lawyers lack the ability to make the inferences that facilitate normal human interaction. Perhaps this is true, but the same attitude is what allows us to fight the tendency to extrapolate. That’s the kind of lawyer I aspire to be. If you want to know something about someone, don’t infer it. Ask them. I’ve never met a person who couldn’t surprise me. The second thing you should know about life is that nothing is ever as big a deal as it seems. Whenever contributors submit work to the Obiter and want to be published anonymously, I tell them this story. 18 months ago, I Googled myself. Among the first page of results were: multiple results from this fine publication in whose very title I claimed to be the embodiment of unreasonableness, a Globe and Mail story from 2010 in which I was misquoted, and another Obiter article in which I claim that the publication’s secret backissue archive is hidden “in our porn folder.” And yes, the word “porn” appeared on the results page. In fact, I’ve used the word twice more now, which probably means that if I Google myself in a week, the search engine will probably ask “Did you mean Travis Weagant porn?” But until that time, and since a few months ago, the top Google result for my name is the website of the firm where I will be articling. They hired me, unreasonableness, misquotes, porn, and all. Turns out that my Google personality wasn’t a big deal at all. I was also told in 2010 that law schools scan applications for extracurriculars in which candidates have participated for many years, demonstrating focus and commitment. During my undergraduate, I gave away almost none of my time for free, and had six different jobs, two of which lasted for less than four months. And yet here I am, about to graduate from law school. Turns out that my extracurriculars weren’t a big deal at all. The point isn’t that everything always goes your way despite setbacks. Hell, I wanted to be an astronaut. The point is that the setbacks, especially the ones you can’t control, are never the end of the world. If you can ride them out with grace and perspective, you’ll be happier. Plus, overcoming obstacles is like employer catnip. Interviewers love that shit. So that’s what I’ve learned. Now that I’ve written it down, it looks a tad cliché. I wouldn’t blame you at all if you ignored it. But if you’ve made it this far, at least you read it. In fact, it seems that some of you have been reading my tripe for three whole years now. For that, you have my sincerest thanks. As parting words, I have to come back to what I’ll miss the most about law school – my friends – and the two things that always brought us together. The best advice I can give you, Osgoode, is to eat pizza, and drink beer. Worked for me.