Obiter Dicta Issue 14 - April 7, 2014 | Page 14

page 14 NE W S Thinner continued from page 7 he suspects of cheating on him with their doctor (though I don’t know if this is actually the case; I think all these gypsy curses have gotten to Billy’s head). Sure enough, he gets her to eat the pie. She dies. Unfortunately, his daughter eats it too (we don’t see her die, but that pie is instant death so it is safe to assume she died). As his final act of insanity, Billy eats a piece of pie with the possibly cheating doctor, presumably killing them both. So it was a happy ending, I guess. Oh, the morality thing: don’t have sex in your car while you are driving, and don’t be jealous of moderately attractive doctors who have a friendly relationship with your significant other, and also try to avoid serving Death Pie to your daughter. I guess it’s also important to not be so critical of yourself: being thin doesn’t equate to being happy, so be happy with yourself, even if you don’t look exactly how you’d like to look. Because it’s better to be overweight and a successful lawyer than thin and a cursed, sociopathic murderer. Thinner isn’t a great movie, and I’d be inclined to say that whoever made this movie knows as much about film-making as I know about lintroller manufacturing. But I did enjoy it, and I’m sure you would too. Spring/summer 2014 continued from page 10 it. You definitely don’t want this heavy piece to drown out the rest of your outfit. The picture provides an example of how this look can be pulled together. Because it can take a longer time to pull the look together, save it for the weekend or a night on the town. So mesh-y I find this to be a functional alternative to the crop top. You can easily control the amount of skin you show by selecting the right tightness of knit for you. Therefore, this piece is extremely accommo- dating and should be added to your closet if it’s not in there already. There you have it Ozzies: a quick summary of the trends dominating this season. But no matter what’s in style, you should never let it compromise your own taste. Wear the clothes that please you and don’t let your own inner fashion queen be silenced. And although this has not been proven (yet!), satisfaction with your outfit contributes to better exam results. Yes, that totally makes sense. York Lanes continued from page 9 of Thrones-style winter. The self-serve homemade casseroles and salads are obvious winners. Why is a similar buffet not available at Osgoode’s bistro? So that’s it. Our glorious arrangement, which we never dreamed the Obiter would accept, has run its course. It’s been a great experience, and we want to thank you, dear readers, for your kind feedback and hearty chortles at our expense. Remember: stay healthy, stay hungry, and don’t forget to tip your server. *rides off into sunset* p i c tu r e d ( Le f t t o r i g ht ) : the v a r sit y j a c k et a n d the te a l en g th s k i r t. THUMBS UP to. . . Copy Editor Patricia Wood, for her exceptional knowledge of punctuation. The Obiter Dicta