Obiter Dicta Issue 13 - March 24, 2014 | Page 2

EDITORI AL a. Osgoode Hall Law School, 0014 G York University 4700 Keele Street Toronto, ON   M3 J 1P3 e. [email protected] w . www.obiter-dicta.ca t. @obiterdictaoz “The best interpreter of law is custom.” - M ARCUS TU LLIUS CICERO Editors-in-Chief: Cass Da Re, Travis Weagant, Karolina Wisniewski Business Managers: Adam Cepler, Alvin Qian Copy Editor: Patricia Wood News Editor: Citlally Maciel Arts & Culture Editor: Angie Sheep Sports Editor: Andrew Cyr Looking for love in all the wrong places, or, how The Bachelor is like Bay Street Though this issue of the Obiter hits stands (or MacBook screens) two weeks after the finale of the most depressing season of The Bachelor, your EICs were so struck by the similarity between us law students and Clare Crawley that we decided to forego timeliness ever so slightly in aim of expounding this cautionary tale of love, rejection, and self-delusion. For those of you who have been living under a rock (or who have better things to do) the eighteenth season of The Bachelor featured Juan Pablo Galavis, Latin lothario turned PR disaster/creep of the century. After slut-shaming a woman on national television and relying on his language barrier to excuse calling gay people perverts, JP ended the season with a bang by telling frontrun- realize that her moment of profound self-actualization came after “practically begging” for marriage (in the words of JP’s charming cousin; chivalry obviously runs in the family) and crawling back for more each time her suitor undermined her dignity. All this combined made her send-off seem more like a sour-grapes post-facto rationalization than a feminist victory. Why are we recounting such drivel? Because we are all Clare. Though the title of this editorial references Bay Street for alliterative purposes, this metaphor of one-sided adoration applies much more widely to the relationship we occasionally and inevitably have with legal employment of all shapes and sizes. Which one of us hasn’t found ourselves on the unpleasant end of a post-interview phone Staff Writers: Michael Capitano, Luke Johnston, Sam Michaels, Dan Mowat-Rose, Marie Park, Daniel Styler, Evan Ivkovic, Hannah De Jong Contributors: Doug Judson, Daniel Adler, Clifford McCarten, Paul Gill Layout Editors: Marie Park, Heather Pringle, Devin Santos, Wendy Sun Website Editor: Asad Akhtar Submissions for the February 3 issue are due at 5PM on January 26, and should be submitted to the email address above. Obiter Dicta is the official student newspaper of Osgoode Hall Law School. The opinions expressed in the articles contained herein are not necessarily those of the Obiter staff. The Obiter reserves the right to refuse any submission that is judged to be libelous or defamatory, contains personal attacks, or is discriminatory on the basis of sex, race, religion, or sexual orientation. Submissions may be edited for length and/or content. The Obiter Dicta is published biweekly during the school year, and is printed by Weller Publishing Co. Ltd. The Obiter Dicta is a member of Canadian University Press. the m o m ent it a l l c a m e c r a shin g d o w n . ner Clare that he couldn’t wait for her to have his children about twelve hours before unceremoniously dumping her, all because she had the nerve to raise objection to…well, just google “what Juan Pablo said to Clare in the helicopter”. The tribunal of past Bachelor contestants noted that it was disheartening to see Clare’s intuition ringing the night before their last encounter when she confronted him about his apparent misogyny, only to be silenced by JP’s patronizing words. In the postfinale debrief, Clare proudly declared that she was proud of the harsh words she had dished out to JP when he let her go. She had stood up to him, getting the closure she needed and asserting her feelings. Unfortunately for Clare, she didn’t seem to call or email? Who hasn’t become (dare we say it) emotionally invested in the thought of a future at a firm, only to learn their love was unrequited? Who is stranger to the sinking feeling that your gut was right all along, and that you should have known this was not the work environment for you, before investing all that time and energy into interview prep? What lessons can we draw from this? The irony is that JP, blessedly unaware of his own stupidity and pig-headedness, inadvertently exposed The Bachelor for the vapid sham that it is more effectively than any biting op-ed ever could. And in all this, the viewers are the twisted ones: someone » continued on page 15