Obiter Dicta Issue 11 - February 24, 2014 | Page 11

page 11 Jurisfoodence: Cha Lau Dim Sum A R T S & CU LT U RE LUKE JOHNSTON & DAN MOWAT-ROSE Staff Writers Lunar New Year just wrapped up this past week, and with that spirit in mind your intrepid food sleuths undertook to scout a Toronto downtown dim sum hotspot. Cha Lau is an authentic and budget-friendly option for dumplings, steamed dishes and other “small plate” Chinese goodies. Venue: Cha Lau Dim Sum Restaurant - 476 Yonge Street (2 blocks south of Wellesley Station) Cuisine: Dim Sum Food: (shared) Beef and Chinese mushroom dumplings, Chinese olive and pork dumplings, ultimate shrimp rolls, shrimp and mango rolls, beef spare ribs, sesame balls, duck pastry, egg tart. Also, beef brisket noodle soup (Dan) and chicken noodle dumpling soup (Luke) LLBO Licensed? Yup. However, Dan had filmed “Drunk Cases” the night before and was in no condition to imbibe anything other than tea or water. Pi c tu r e d : b ee f b r is k et s o u p ( t o p ) , c heun g f un g ( b o tt o m ) . The Pick: Dan: Ok Luke, I consider myself a food adventurer. But seriously, I’m not a “dim sum person”. I know people love this stuff, but honestly I just don’t understand the appeal. Whatever though, it’s your pick this week, and I resign myself to being gingerly guided through what is almost guaranteed to be a grim misadventure. Also, please do be gentle. I had a bit of an over-commitment while filming for Mock Trial last night and will not be removing my sunglasses or attending class today. Luke: It was clear to me from the outset -- when you walked in with pallor the colour of steamed rice -- that this week’s column was going to be a misadventure. I really like dim sum, but I know that it’s not for everyone. In many ways, dim sum flips western food conventions; the palate doesn’t always know what to expect from bite-to-bite. Part of the adventure, for me at least, is trying entirely novel taste and texture combinations. At the restaurant: Luke: Ready for a variety of squishy and sticky delights my friend? You look like hell! Dan: Just order whatever man. I am literally sweating out whiskey right now. Luke: Ok, Ok. Let’s slow down a bit. First off, I like the ordering system here. While you take deep breaths and re-evaluate your life-choices, I’ll enjoy reviewing the extensive menu, which is loosely divided by appetizers, soups, dumplings, fried items and desserts, with items ordered by checking boxes on a ticket. » continued on page 15 Monday, February 24, 2014