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ways an objective measure of quality. They measure properties that will likely separate a $20 bottle of wine from a $35 bottle and a $50 and above bottle. And again, “the more you have of that, the bigger the wine feels on your palate, the sweeter (in texture) it feels, the richer it feels and probably most importantly, it’s shown that the wine ultimately lasts longer by having that level higher.” At Inwood, we borrow another phrase and say that these phenolic compounds are The Right Stuff. If you have a lot of them, your wine is worth a lot of money, and if you don’t have a lot of them your wine is not worth a lot of money. At least you would think so, but as we shall see, it doesn’t always work out that way, which is why people still buy bad bottles of wine. Now I know I have a very smart audience. I’m sure by now you are already jumping ahead to the implications. Once a wine has a “number” that can be measured and quantified, the unemployment rate is going to move up a notch or two. How silly and obsolete would the fabled 100-point rating scale be, that is based on one person’s unverifiable opinion? Especially when you have a hard scientific analysis in a form that anyone can understand right in front of you! Or how absurd is some obtuse panel of “experts” with no facts and a boring list of tastes and smells and whatever else they can dream up? They would all be instant dinosaurs. Even further, why would you ever need some dude to come around to your table in a restaurant pushing some factory wine for a fat commission at four times the price in the store? Or have him gaze into the ceiling and wax poetic about how a certain wine reminds him of the moon over the Pacific off the coast of Catalina in the Autumn? Or any other blather? Answer: You won’t. But here’s the Big One: Redefining the Price of Wines. The Flawed “Hallowed Ground” Theory When I was trained into this industry 38 years ago, I was, like everyone else at the time, educated according to what I not-solovingly refer to as the “Hallowed Ground” Theory. Simply, that somehow the Heavens parted and the Light shone down upon a certain property, and sure enough, that site became the Hallowed Ground fo