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one seems to be a zombie, never looking directly at him. Carsick opens with visions of the best rides Waters could envision — a collection of stories that are simply hilarious and get better and better with each new tale. He follows this section with a collection of stories detailing the worst rides. After which, comes the reality. Reality was never as optimistic as finding a pot dealer offering to give him $5 million to make his next film or the excitement of jumping in a car with an escaped convict or having sex with aliens while hanging out with his favorite porn star. Nor was reality as bad as being forced to outrun insane fans quoting lines from his films or being bit by rabid raccoons in the ass or accidentally drinking someone’s urine. Reality was pretty much what you would expect it to be. How often do you see hitchhikers in today’s world? There aren’t many and Watch Rupaul Drives... John Waters March 2015 Article Index Next Article Events 13