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of problems unique to artists. Creating humor out of hardship can help relieve the stress. Jazz musicians, in particular, tell “inside jokes” so deeply rooted in their sub-culture that non-musicians don’t get them. Some though, are obvious…and unkind: wealth and the privileged connections that brought him fame and fortune, despite being an elementary player. Jokes cover “chick singers”, too. (I suspect that to some male musicians, chick singer is code for dumb female singer, or easy score.) Dig this riddle from pianist/singer John Korba, who, by Q: What do Kenny G and a vac- the way, respects female singuum cleaner have in common? ers. Q: What does a chick singer A: They both suck! do in the morning? A: She gets Q: What’s the difference bedressed and goes home. tween Kenny G and a trombonist I often bristle at insensitive squished in the road? jokes about female singers, A: There are skid marks in front while at the same time appreof the trombonist. ciating the clever minds of the Insight: Most heavyweight jazz creators. It’s true, many singand some pop musicians think ers don’t know anything about Kenny G is a syrupy lightweight, music. And some don’t sing in far from jazz, though he calls his tune. Bassist Hank Skalka speaks music “smooth jazz.” And when to that: The vocalist says to her you’re a world-class musician piano player, “Let’s play Misty.” struggling to pay the mortgage The piano player says, “Ok, we’ll and gas up the car, it’s easy to do the first 2 bars in E-flat, then resent Kenny G’s enormous a bar in F…a bar in E, then 2 Read each issue at www.NJArtsMag.com pg 123