New Jersey Stage 2017: Issue 40 | Page 102

The Snowman SHARE BUTTON Somehow, the internet con- vinced the masses that bacon is a delicious foodstuff. Come on now, it’s bacon for heaven’s sake. It’s perfectly fine, and I enjoy a good rasher as much as anyone, but seriously folks. Likewise the fear of clowns. Thanks to a series of internet NJ STAGE 2017 - Issue 40 by Eric Hillis memes, we’ve all become con- vinced that clowns are scary. They’re not! While a miniscule portion of the populace may genuinely suffer from coulro- phobia, the rest of us wildly overplay the effect a man in pasty make-up and big shoes has on our nerves. INDEX NEXT ARTICLE 102