New Jersey Stage 2015 - Issue 11 - Page 93

SHARE BUTTON INSIDE MUSIC by Rosemary Conte NJ Holiday Parody (sung to the melody of “Makin’ Whoopee”) Another gift I’ve gotta buy A holiday grab bag For girl or a guy Another season Another reason for makin’-fruitcake Nobody eats it It’s hard to digest It plugs up your plumbing And you know the rest It’s not uplifting It’s good for re-gifting The holiday fruitcake. (bridge or middle section) A di-a-mond is for-ever A fruitcake is too, I fear If I give someone a fruitcake I may get it back next year Send all the fruitcake In drones to Iraq Going that far I won’t get mine back Save ammunition Attack with nutrition Bomb ‘em with fruitcake (melody back to very top!) 2015 - ISSUE 11 ARTICLES 93