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by Rosemary Conte
NJ Holiday Parody
(sung to the melody of “Makin’ Whoopee”)
Another gift
I’ve gotta buy
A holiday grab bag
For girl or a guy
Another season
Another reason for makin’-fruitcake
Nobody eats it
It’s hard to digest
It plugs up your plumbing
And you know the rest
It’s not uplifting
It’s good for re-gifting
The holiday fruitcake.
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(bridge or middle section)
A di-a-mond is for-ever
A fruitcake is too, I fear
If I give someone a fruitcake
I may get it back next year
Send all the fruitcake
In drones to Iraq
Going that far
I won’t get mine back
Save ammunition
Attack with nutrition
Bomb ‘em with fruitcake
(melody back to very top!)
2015 - ISSUE 11
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