Natural Muscle May 2015 | Page 8

my two cents Debbie Baigrie and Noah Words to Live By • Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue. • Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. • Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. • Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? • Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. • If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy? • Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. • Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. • If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. • If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. • It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. • Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don’t have a leg to stand on. • Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. • Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened. • We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different c