my two cents
Debbie Baigrie and Noah
Words to Live By
• Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days
you’re the statue.
• Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer
you live.
• Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you
have to eat them.
• Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?
• Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in
the middle of it.
• If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
• Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
• Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by
their maker.
• If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
• If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.
• It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as
a warning to others.
• Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because
then you don’t have a leg to stand on.
• Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
• Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened.
• We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have
weird names, and all are different c