Shared by Jessie Colegado
Auto-Correct! Last month I shared how puzzled I was with the sudden spike ofemail amongst the CF editors, the laughter, and the goodnatured exchange. Apparently, my iPhone auto-corrected my response to Uncle Jessie Colegado’s email. So instead of saying that I would pray
that the SEEDS they sow during their monthly seminars would fall in the right places, the reworded message he received stated that I would
pray that the WEEDS they sow would fall on the right places. Weeds?!! That incident continues to bring us much laughter.And since he shares
with us chuckles and inspirations, we thought we would share that with you in a column named, “Jessie’s Patch of Weeds.” So now that you
know the inside story!
1. Unless You Let It In
All the water in the world
However hard it tried,
Could never, never sink a ship
Unless it got inside.
All the hardships of this world,
Might wear you pretty thin,
But they won't hurt you, one least bit...
Unless you let them in.
All the evil in the world,
the wickedness and sin,
can never sink your soul's fair c raft
unless you let it in.
--Barbara Johnson-(Seen at MountainWings.com)
2. Beyond My Wildest Dream
Editor’s Note: This item is only for those who have a sense of humor. This is not intended to become a
theological discussion.
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wo 90-year-old men, Moe and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is
dying, Moe visits him every day. One day Moe says, "Joe, we both loved baseball all our lives, and we
played minor league ball together for so many years. Please do me one favor: when you get to
Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's baseball there."
Joe looks up at Moe from his deathbed, "Moe, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all
possible, I'll do this favor for you." Shortly after that, Joe passes on.
At midnight a couple of nights later, Moe is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light
and a voice calling out to him, "Moe, Moe."
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