MotorPunk October 2013 | Page 68

MOTORPUNK MANIFESTO “man fest?”, Noun, A public declaration of policy and aims. 1- No showing off at the wheel. The heel and toe technique should only be employed to impress the opposite sex on the dancefloor. 2- No loud stereos. Wirelesses need only be adequate to hear the shipping forecast over the gentle thrum of a Rover V8. 3- Promotion of gentlemanly road manners and respect for fellow road users at all times. Remember, Subaru owners are people too. 4- Tighter caravanning legislation. Compulsory CRB checks and planning permission for journeys during bank holidays. 5- No detailing. On special occasions the quick rub down of a damp beetle bonnet may be acceptable. 68 | MotorPunk October 2013 PHOTO CREDITS Thanks to: Brian Snelson, Tony Harrison MPA Creative, Neill S Mitchell, Miles Essex & John Perriam WANT TO ADVERTISE? Email: [email protected] For more information. DISCLAIMER Reasonable care is taken to ensure that MotorPunk Magazine articles and other information on the web site are up-to-date and accurate as possible, as of the time of publication, but no responsibility can be taken by MotorPunk Magazine for any errors or omissions contained herein. Furthermore, responsibility for any losses, damages or distress resulting from adherence to any information made available through this website is not the responsibility of MotorPunk Magazine. The opinions expressed are those of the authors and do not necessarily reflect the views of MotorPunk magazine. None of the guff written herein is meant to be taken too seriously - this is a valiant attempt at tonguein-cheek humour which is simply intended to entertain. If you don’t find any part of MotorPunk in the remotest bit funny then we suggest you see your GP. Content from MotorPunk may not be reproduced, copied, or otherwise used without our say so. Doreen from accounts is very friendly with the YGP; don’t make us send the boys round.