MOTORPUNK MANIFESTO
“man fest?”, Noun, A public declaration of
policy and aims.
1- No showing off at the wheel. The heel and toe
technique should only be employed to impress
the opposite sex on the dancefloor.
2- No loud stereos. Wirelesses need only be
adequate to hear the shipping forecast over the
gentle thrum of a Rover V8.
3- Promotion of gentlemanly road manners
and respect for fellow road users at all times.
Remember, Subaru owners are people too.
4- Tighter caravanning legislation. Compulsory
CRB checks and planning permission for
journeys during bank holidays.
5- No detailing. On special occasions the quick
rub down of a damp beetle bonnet may be
acceptable.
68 | MotorPunk October 2013
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Thanks to: Brian Snelson, Tony Harrison
MPA Creative, Neill S Mitchell, Miles Essex &
John Perriam
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