Motorcycle Explorer December 2014 Issue 3 | Page 220

W Blessed air conditioned relief on the ferry, then it disgorges us for a long wait into the oven of Igoumenitsa. We scope out the ferry terminal, check in, then prepare to settle down for a few hours in a bar. Table secured on the central reservation of a busy road, we munched sandwiches and drank ice cold beer in the still warm shade, as we watch the world go by, darkness falls and the scene is softened by evening light. Scooters speed everywhere, riders and passengers carrying babies, coffee’s and take- away’s with equal abandon. It’s time and back up the sea front, to the port for a 2 hours wait in the still suffocating heat. The suns long gone down, but it must be 75 on the quayside, we shuffle out of boots and helmets and sit there leaking. Suddenly, the port CORFU goes from sleepy static to frantic filling mode, as 3 ferries hove into port in quick succession, are loaded We hustle across the island, the sat nav taking us on and back out to sea in under 2 hours. We’re on one, newly discovered roads, through sleepy hamlets, and it’s midnight and it’s been a very long day. Cabin and at one point someone’s garden I think. The road bed to a chorus of snoring and farting. through the mountain gets very swoopy, no straights, all bends, zig-zagging up and down the valleys, as we press ever closer on our ultimate destination. Deafening cicada’s populate the olive groves and chirrup a chorus of white noise. Suddenly the mountains peter out, the coast drifts into view and we’re finally there. e sup on dangerously evil red wine, beer and…wait for it…pork…AAGH! I’ll be pig bound by the end of the trip at this rate. Glossing over a dull 30 hours on the ferry, with only a thunderstorm and a school of dolphins to punctuate the boredom, I slept for a glorious 14 hours, enjoying it like a good meal. Finally Land! Albania crests the horizon on our left and eventually Corfu appears on the left. Creeping closer, time passes slowly as we edge past in the narrow channel that separates the two. Into the mainland port of Igoumenitsa, where we hurriedly switch ferries for the local bus service to the Island, and in an hour and something, we’re there! Tears, hugs and old friends re-met after years of absence. Eventually we head for the digs and unpack, shower and attempt to settle into holiday mode and several beers. After 5 days on the island, we’re getting antsy. The wedding has gone off without a hitch. John and Ian have been off exploring the Island on bikes in t- shirts and sandals, not perfect, but it was just too hot for clothes, safety or not. A great break, but we were ready to hit the road again, slightly more sunburnt than when we arrived. So once again the bags were packed. I left out half a dozen t-shirts, and two sets of Thermals for the Mrs to bring back, so I could pack my bike trousers in my luggage. I’d be in jeans (Kevlar re-inforced) for the remaining duration, as the weather forecast seemed set to smile on us. Once again, we’re off to Corfu town and the local ferry bus to the mainland. In the peak of the summer heat, we melt, wearing only the aforementioned jeans and light cotton tops, it’s just about bearable. Every traffic light is a torture, heat rising from the engines one side, blazing sun on the other, not helped by John singing “Feeling Hot, hot hot….” at each stop. He’s riding in sandals, his boots don’t fit on feet swollen to stumps by mosquito bites. "The thing about not wearing your boots abroad is you're prone to mossi bites! Just a little tip th