More to Death Edition3 2014 | Page 40

Warning – the following article contains explicit details about the embalming process. Embalmed bodies do not need refrigerating, and can be easily transported from a ‘hub’ to a branch for viewing and left there until the time of the funeral – fewer costly trips back and forth from the branch back to the fridge, fewer fridges needed, families bear the cost of the process that enables this, and a small mark up can be made too. What’s to lose? Basically, everything, as Ru points out – but everything from the family’s point of view rather than the business involved. Embalming suits the funeral industry, and families have been persuaded that it suits them too – avoid all that messy reality of seeing death as it actually is by just nodding your agreement to the suggestion of ‘Hygienic Treatment’ and it will all be so much better than it could have been. Personally, I think this is the question that should be asked of each family - Would you like us to; Open up the jugular artery and vein in mum’s neck? Pump all the blood out of her circulatory system and replace it with a gallon or two of 2% formaldehyde (an irritant volatile acid containing a pink dye to give her skin a healthy colour)? Make an opening in her abdomen and insert a sharp medical instrument to puncture all her organs and suck any fluid out of them? Fill her abdomen with more of that embalming fluid? The Natural Death Centre Committed to informing the general public about the truth of the funeral process in the UK. Insert plastic caps under her eyelids? Stitch her mouth closed by running a curved needle and suture up through her nostril, through her septum and down into the gum tissue at the front of her jaw,? Apply a whole load of cosmetics to her face and dress her in her own clothes before she gets placed in the coffin? Or would you like us to just wash her if needed?” I have a feeling the number of bodies being embalmed would shrink to almost nil – and embalming would become the specialist technique it should be, used in cases where reconstruction after an accident is needed, or for preservation for identification purposes. Even when it shocks...