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Wit & Wisdom In matters of religion, most persons prefer chewing the menu to actually eating the food! -- An old Zen saying I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.. -- Groucho Marx It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. -- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland A student went to see his meditation teacher and said, “My situation is horrible! I feel so distracted most of the time, or my legs ache, or I’m repeatedly falling asleep. It’s terrible.” The teacher said matter-of-factly, “It will pass.” A week later, the student returned to his teacher. “My meditation is wonderful! I feel so ecstatically joyous and alive!” The teacher told him, “It will pass.” When asked about “enlightenment,” wise old Bishop Nippo Syaku (1910-91), head of a few Ekayana Buddhist temples in California, replied in his halting, heavily accented English: “Ah, enlightenment… You can’t fall into it. You can’t fall out of it!". Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. -- Will Rogers