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You suck as a parent !
By Angry Chef on January 2, 2015

photo credit:drugfreehomes.org

Yep, I said it. Do I wish to take it back? Nope. Too many times,
I’ve seen parents or chaperones that help with sports teams leave
the kids running wild in a hotel while they sit and get plastered in
the hotel’s bar. When the bar closes, they act like they’re being
kicked out of their home when asked to leave. Yes, you are paying
for a room at the hotel. Can you take your money and team
somewhere else? Sure, you can. Will the loss of your few dollars
hurt the entire hotel company? Probably not.
The hotel has signs saying no outside food allowed; yet you bring
it in. The bar’s hours of operation are posted; yet you pay them no
attention. You’re not supposed to drink any outside alcohol in a
public area of the hotel (INCLUDING the bar); yet you get pissed
off when the bartender tells you that you and your other drunken
parents can’t get hammered drinking alcohol from an outside
source. Meanwhile, little Jimmy and cute little Sara are pulling fire
alarms, running up and down the stairs, bouncing basketballs,
kicking soccer balls, and being just like . . . YOU!