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MG Car Club of South Australia SHORT STORIES From ...Bob Schapel Getting an Extra Gear Crank-Handle in a Tree My father, Lou, once owned a Lea Francis car. One day, when he went back to where it was parked, there was an English gentleman standing nearby, admiring it. In the ensuing conversation the Englishman made a comment that Lea Francis had “a lovely four-speed gearbox”. Dad told him that this one only had a three-speed, to which the Englishman replied, “Well, if it hasn’t got a four speed gearbox, it isn’t a Lea Francis!” When Dad got home, he did a bit of investigating and cut the floor- board out a bit … and found he had another gear! A crank handle is embedded in a tree on the corner of McKenna Street and Beulah Road, Kensington Park. I first saw it when my family moved to the area fifty-six years ago, and it is still there now. Even back then, it had obvi- ously been there for a very long time. Neighbours told me the story that a young chap borrowed his father’s car and lost control while driving west along Beulah Road. The front of the car em- bedded itself in the tree and part of the car remained there, even when the rest was removed. As you can see in the photo, the tree has grown around the remains. From its appearance, the crank must be approaching 100 years old. Traction Control in a TC. I have used Traction Control in my TC special! Several years ago, I had a problem with excessive inside wheel- spin through the left-hander in the “esses” at the top of Collingrove Hill- climb. I always had to lift off the throttle around that last corner, to prevent the “unloaded” wheel from spinning madly and over-revving the engine. Because I did not have a limited slip diff, I needed traction control! After some thought, I realized that traction control was al- ready fitted, but needed some tinkering. I loosened the right-hand-side hand- brake cable so only the left one worked. I could then use full throttle around the problem corner, while keeping the revs under control with the handbrake lever. It was manual traction control and it worked well, although only on left- handers. However, there are more con- ventional ways of solving such prob- lems, and they work in right-handers too! 16