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Laugh Yourself Silly Humour Me I’m Old Sourpuss Therapy I Am Suzy A Talkaholic • Snitch a few cashews from someone’s stash and leave an IOU note • Place a sticky note paper under the ball of a computer mouse • Glue several wood golf tees together; put them back into the golf bag • Place a sign in front of a Grocery Store Parking Space: “Reserved For Elderly Golf Carts Only” • • Post a sign on your golf cart: “Free Steering Wheel - Beware Of Guard Dog” • Invite friends for dinner; serve golf ball size meat balls, chicken balls, mashed potato balls, stuffing balls, whole peeled/boiled onions, rice balls, baked bread balls, ice cream balls and frozen coffee or tea balls. • Hide all of the golf balls and replace with Ping-Pong balls • Miss-match and re-arrange a drawer of socks and place them in a different drawer • Tape magnets onto the bottom of a coffee cup; place it on the roof of a golf car, and drive around like it wasn’t there Pour two tablespoons of white glue over glass; let it harden; pull off the fake spill, and place it over the golf cart windshield or a computer keyboard • Tell a friend you had a bad toothache; then remove a large fake tooth partly covered in red nail polish from your pocket to show it off TIME TO CALL IT QUITS That’s it, please excuse me but I have to close now, I am nearly finished sticking my last fake cockroach to the inside of my hubby’s lamp shade. I can’t wait to see his reaction when he sits down and turns on the lamp to read the new issue of his favorite magazine “Golf Car Options.” Hope the scary bugs don’t fall off. NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON Golf Cart Chronicles 2 golfcarT chronicles 2 • Stick a pair of googly eyes and a fake mustache on the heads of each golf club • Put a fake snake in the vegetable drawer where it can be easily seen • Hollow out fresh tomatoes and fill with ketchup es By Suzy Jam rt The Golf Ca 2 Chronicles of compilation A humorous short stories fing related golf car/gol rt The Golf Ca 2 Chronicles A humorous compilation of golf car/golfing related short stories Suzy James [email protected] www.itsnever2latebooks.com By Suzy James MAY 2018 35