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golfcarT chronicles SUZY JAMES itsnever2latebooks.com y M a c i t o b o R t e ! r e Me v i r D t r a C f l o G g n i z a m A Part 3 ROBOTICA’S PRANKS & PRACTICAL JOKES • Post a sign at the entrance of a golf course: “Golfers Over 85 Years Only - Vintage Golf Course” P.S. We don’t mean a score of 85 • Add mayonnaise to cream filled donuts and offer to fellow golfers • Install an air horn on a golf cart • Add poster paint into a golf cart windshield washer container • Fill a hand wash bottle stored in golf bag with cooking oil • Infest a clubhouse washroom with fake spiders 34 • Load an unlocked golf cart with helium filled balloons • Use a megaphone to order a five course dinner in a posh restaurant • Wrap a life size blow up doll in toilet paper and place it sitting down on a toilet seat holding a roll of toilet paper in one hand. • Cover entire golf cart with different color sticky notes WWW.GOLFCAROPTIONS.COM • Wrap a pair of golf shoes in invisible tape • Fill a mustard jar with ketchup and ketchup jar with mustard • Tape an X with black colored tape across the freezer door and post a sign “Don’t Open - Golf Balls Not Frozen Yet” • Spread sticky glitter on golf shoes and hats • Place house keys inside ten inflated balloons and tie onto golf cart antenna • Hang cow bells around the roof edges of a golf cart • Cover Golf Cart in heavy duty foil and post a sign: “Outer Space Vehicle For Sale” • Write “Lost Golf Balls - Reward Fifty Dollars” on sticky back paper, and place sign on a golfer’s butt without them knowing it • Place a raw fish under golf cart passenger’s seat to create a disgusting smell of decaying waste • Post a sign near golf cart parking area: “No Legs, Arms, Heads, Backsides, And Cigars Hanging Outside The Golf Carts