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under the guise of generics. In Kenya today there are people going through serious chemotherapy treatment using fake drugs. This multi-billion shilling industry is impossible to resist for fraudsters. They specialize in producing fake commonly used drugs like headache pills and injections that are in most part just clear liquids. The insidious effect to the health of the entire country is jeopardized and we may be facing uncontrollable epidemics in the future because measures taken to prevent them today have used fake drugs. However what shook the country is the shocking realization that we may have an entire generation that has had a fake education. This alarming state of affairs has been achieved by a well-coordinated cooperation between parents and teachers. Since the key to upward mobility has always been education in Kenya, it did not take too long for the enterprising Kenyans to find a way to create an easier path. With money everything became possible. Parents took their children to tuitions where they were coached to answer the exact exam that they would seat. The child’s capacity to memorize was the only hindrance to them achieving high grades. This well organized fraud would take your child from primary, through secondary and into tertiary education without them having ever struggled to pass an exam. In the process a lot of rote memorizing was done with no learning. Employers had for a while been complaining about the caliber of graduates from our institutions of higher learning and healthy debate had even started querying the syllabus and the whole 8:4:4 education system. 96 MAL 17/17 ISSUE ‘‘ What Kenya needs is progressive leadership without fake credentials. If Kenyans do not transcend the tribal trap and start choosing leaders on merit and not tribal affiliations, we are all doomed to mediocrity.’’ As it turns out the system, as imperfect as it is, was not the main culprit but the fake schools that had made education a commercial good. All but a few of the stellar performing schools had a hand in the fraud. So today in the market we have fake teachers, fake engineers, fake doctors, fake managers which all result in low productivity. These same people who received the fake education are the reason corruption has reached unprecedented levels. To take this a step further, we have fake politicians with fake certificates who will never understand what legislation is even if they were to retain their positions for two decades. We have our country being driven by people with no driving licenses. There is no need to delve into the fake political parties which form fake coalitions with their single agenda being to ascend to power. From where Ochieng sits he cannot tell the difference between TNA and Jubilee and the difference between CORD and NASA. These political vehicles which are devoid of any known manifestos specialize in giving competing rivals escape avenues should they be rigged out of the fake primaries that are held ostensibly to pick the best candidate but the richest always win. This business of having the same monkeys in different forests is what has eroded our trust in politicians and since they really have no vision for a Kenya beyond their stomachs it is really depressing when one turns out to vote. Ochieng would like to have the last word in this discussion by reminding you that what has been stated is not fake news and to implore you to wake up from the politically induced stupor that has Kenyans solving the wrong problems. It will not matter whose turn it is to eat if there is nothing to eat. We wailed for a new constitution because those fake politicians told you it will solve all your problems. Its main achievement seems to have created more positions for them and devolved corruption. Ochieng fails to see which ethnic group has not been tainted by the corruption bug. Moi’s infamous statement, ‘Siasa mbaya maisha mbaya’ is truer today as we grapple with fake politicians with their fake promises. What Kenya needs is progressive leadership without fake credentials. If Kenyans do not transcend the tribal trap and start choosing leaders on merit and not tribal affiliations, we are all doomed to mediocrity. We can begin by voting in leaders of integrity who are not tainted by corruption. If you insist on sending a thief to catch a thief, you will soon discover that they are having a party in their various assemblies at your expense. That is not fake news!