St John Payne Catho
School
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it down a hill.
What do you call a man with a seagull on
his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a man who doesn't sink?
Bob
Person 1: Birthday cake gives me heartburn!
Person 2: Try blowing the candles out before you eat
them.
Magazine Without Borders
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Issue n°2
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