Hello, you seem to have come across this article. Cool. Nothing to see here, just run along.
Oh. I know what you want. You want to read Life stories. Well, umm….. I guess you could. But ONLY if you don’t laugh at it. These are very serious people, with very serious opinions. OK? Good.
I guess we need something to argue about. Hmmm…. Mayb- Oh! I got one! School! Lets do that one.
Life stories: The online article that tells the TRUTH!
Ok, so first, the writer's opinion; writers first!
The good!
Lets start with the no brainer; learning! At school, you learn. And learning is good. As long as it is good, intresting learning, like science, otherwise it is very boring. And everyone knows - boring is B-A-D.
Let’s keep going with the positives. Lots of friends to hang out with (Watch out for bullies!) and have fun. Unless you are that occasional bully I just mentioned. Than, you are a lifeless joke with no friends. Take that, bullies!
The bad:
First, there's a lot of things you learn at school that don’t…. really matter. Like for example, math in the older grades (6+). Do we really need to learn how to square fractions? My point exactly.
Next: Alot of bullying goes unnoticed. Like that one time that kid named Jason(Not a real person) stole my sandwich and yeeted it across the room! I'm still mad at him for that. Anyway back on track; Basically justice isn't served all the time. Not like the teachers don't care or anything, its just that they could do a better job at catching students who should be in trouble.
And last but not least, STRICT TEACHERS. S T R I C T T E A C H E R S. Just something about an obsessive amount of rules. Like, you aren’t allowed to do anything. Ya know what I mean right?
Alright, that brings our thingy-ma-bob-with-cream-on-top-and-extra-sprinkles to an end. Thanks for reading,
Callum.
Wait: Hold up, what did you just say? There wasn’t enough reading in this article? What?!?!?!?! I worked for like 5 whole minutes on this article and you want more? Ugu, fine, you get more. Hmmm, let’s do interviews!
The Callum ti-Oh wait: Thats not original! Ummmmm. Maybe Cool Kid stories? Nah. Ohh OOH! Life Stories! I’ll use that.