LUST/APE Magazine June/July 2014 | Page 10

Be careful Baphomet, the consequences of your actions stretch further than you realize. Trust me nothing is gonna stand in our way anymore, not even the great Lucifer! What's the big idea? You're the one who has to get shit done! Alright then, let me begin...our realm operates on one principle. You see in the land of the mortals I have no power or presence or authority, my only connection to the physical realm is through influence, others can do my bidding but I'm incapable of interfering. This rule keeps me out of paradise, making it impossible for me to repent. Back in the desert, Harvey pulls out his e-cig You're late... Why are you telling me this? You know I already know this... The point is...I was given Hell to maintain balance. The balance is maintained by making me infallible in Hell. Meaning...when something doesn't go my way the scale is tipped and unleashes dyer consequences out of my control. Yeah, but they don't! Impatient and rude! III Who's trying to unmake existence this time? IV