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Dear Chano and company,
I just wanted to write in to tell you
how much your magazine means
to me and my good friend. We have
hit hard times -- had nothing wipe
our asses on, nothing to make a
fire with at night, until one night
we found a whole bunch of copies
of LUST/APE in a trash can by The
San Marco theater. Thank you so
much. With out your magazine Im
not sure if we would have made it
through the winter.
- J.R. and Kevin
Dear Colonel Hotbox,
I›ve recently planted 97 cherry blossom trees, yet they bear
no fruits. My aim is true, and I hope to jelly/jam by next spring.
I am also currently directing my first feature in the rivered city.
It is a humble reimagining of the wizarding world originally
conceived by the late great Madame Rowling. The madame has
been a pen pal since the late 60s and we have woven a thick
and robust history. Imagine pencils and wizards colliding... Ive
often highlighted the fact that pencils and humans share no
similarities. Thus the great American struggle of the noble ,
yellow No. 2 must be told! If the American populace will not
step to the mound then I, Worthington F. Petticoat shall gladly
do so. My story shall take back the lonesome hallways occupied
by the whinny, witless kindergardeners that slow my car to
15 mph. The pencils shall reign. The pencils will