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cycles as well. But, that’s still not the worst part,”
Mick paused while he laughed to himself. “So, I’m a
twenty-two year old guy, right? I go home to meet
her parents, and her mom is the exact same way.
I spent a half hour at dinner listening to her
menopause experience. That woman didn’t spare
any details either. I learned all about night sweats
and vaginal dryness.”
He paused again to laugh while Michelle wiped
tears from her eyes. “We broke up shortly after that
visit to her parent’s. The deal breaker for me was
picturing myself at every holiday sitting next to that
old lady and listening to her latest bodily function
story.” He raised up his voice again like a girl,
Lulu’s Deal Breaker #2