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DOCTORS’ LOUNGE challenge? after all, you are Aries and I am Aquarius.” What might happen is that sooner or later, the doctor who has ended up bottom of the heap in the competition for Medicare pay will take a hard look at her census and an even harder look inside her heart. Which patients have repeatedly and disastrously failed to follow advice? Then, in the shareddecision-making module of course, the doctor will begin to warn them. “Sad to say, you are not making the cut. You are, as they say on “American Idol,” ‘in jeopardy.’ I am putting you on notice: shape up or ship out." Already there is a noticeable reluctance among anesthesia/pain management doctors to accept any patient who has previously seen another of their ilk, no matter why the patient wishes another opinion. What will happen to our portly miscreants who just can’t ever get it together? They will wander in the Valley of the Undoctored, a very unpleasant place to be. They will haunt the ERs, and the whole financial point of value-based payment systems will be undermined, since Medicare’s overall costs will go up even more. Does the doctor always add, you are now costing me money? What would the malpractice attorney suggest we add? “We are no longer compatible/your waistline is no longer a good fit for my cost ratios/I want you to be as healthy as you can be and you and I have not managed to get you there yet/ All of us have taken care of people who just systematically seemed to destroy their health, and whom we have failed to reach in any way that mattered enough for them to change. When they at last went away we were gratefully relieved not to have to feel responsible for them anymore. There are people to whom I have said, “Do this by the end of the year, or I will ask you to get a new doctor.” Couching a refusal to care for people only in terms of their efforts to be healthy is one thing. Telling them the whole truth, that they are now a financial burden as well as a professional one, is, as we say, a whole ‘nother thing. The next few years will be telling. Dr. Barry practices Internal Medicine with Norton Community Medical Associates-Barret. She is a clinical associate professor at the University of Louisville School of Medicine, Department of Medicine. JUST CALL ME AN OPTIMIST Tom James, MD A t the 2016 Commencement Ceremony at Vassar College, Board of Trustees Chairman, William A. Plapinger, spoke to the 600 graduating seniors on a number of topics. Hoping to make an impact on the young lives before him, this well respected New York attorney plowed a number of the clichés of graduation speeches. However at one point, Mr. Plapinger began discussing optimism and pessimism. While he was intending to speak to the graduating seniors on a broiling day in upstate New York, I felt that on this point he was addressing the house of medicine. Mr. Plapinger put the context of use of the words, “optimism” and “pessimism” in a strange new light. I began to think of my professional colleagues and the negative terms they use in alluding to the work of our profession. Do my colleagues see something I don’t or does my role allow me to look to the future from a different perspective? After the ceremony was over I went back to find the words that Mr. Plapinger used that seemed to strike a chord with me about our profession: “There have been articles recently—in The Motley Fool by Morgan Housel, on why does pessimism sound so smart, and in The New York Times by Gregg Easterbrook, on when did optimism become uncool—both of which I draw from here. The conventional wisdom is that optimism has stopped being respectable. Pessimism is now the mainstream. "Housel has suggested multiple reasons for this, including— • Optimism appears oblivious to risks, so by default pessimism looks more intelligent. • Pessimism requires action, while optimism often doesn’t require doing anything. • Pessimism sounds like someone trying to help you, while optimism sounds like a sales pitch.” -William Plapinger, Chair, Board of Trustee, via http://commencement.vassar.edu/ ceremony/archive/2016/160529-plapinger. (continued on page 28) JULY 2016 27