Me: Hi everyone! Qualiva the Flamethrower here, and today I'll be chatting with all nine of the Eeveelutions! Now, I know what you're thinking. But Cyndaquil, there are only eight Eeveelutions! Well, Eevee is here with us too, since she's part of the evolution process! So here's the one who started it all, the normal type Evolution Pokemon, Eevee!
Eevee: Hello, readers. I'm Eevee!
Me: And this is the strikingly awesome lightning Pokemon, one of the most popular Eeveelutions, the electric type Eeveelution, Jolteon!
Jolteon: Hi, everyone! It's awesome to be here! I'm Jolteon!
Me: And the elegant water type Eeveelution, Vaporeon!
Vaporeon: That's me! Vaporeon!
Me: This Eeveelution here is my favorite! Sorry, everyone, I love fire types!
Eevee: That's okay.
Jolteon: Well, everyone has their own opinions!
Me: Thanks! Anyways, introducing the fire type, Flareon!
Flareon: ...
Me: Sorry. Can you please repeat that?
Umbreon: Sorry, my sister's a bit shy. She said. "Hi. I'm Flareon. Nice to meet you."
Me: That's perfectly fine! Thanks! And here's the darkly handsome dark type, Umbreon!
Umbreon: It's an honor.
Me: And the beautiful mind-reader, the psychic type, Espeon.
Espeon: Hello, everyone. I am Espeon.
Me: The grass type, Leafeon, is also here with us today!
Leafeon: Hi! Nice day to be here today! I'm Leafeon, the grass type Eeveelution!
Me: And our icy friend, the ice-type evolution, Glaceon.
Glaceon: * nods *
Me: And last but certainly not least, we have the playful fairy type Eeveelution, Sylveon!
Sylveon: Hi everybody! I'm Sylveon, and I'm ecstatic to be here!
Me: I have a few questions that I think our readers would like to know. First off, you're all siblings, right?
Eevee: Yes. I'm their sister. Umbreon, Leafeon, and Jolteon are my brothers. Glaceon, Flareon, Vaporeon, Sylveon, and Espeon are my sisters.
Me: Are you all very close?
Jolteon: Of course! Although sometimes we have practice battles, and each of us go off to do jobs, we love each other! Also when some of us are a lot more popular than the others, we support each other!
Me: Speaking of that, Flareon, obviously many people don't like you because of your stats. What do you all say to that?
Umbreon: It's unfair! Flareon used to be happy and outgoing, but ever since people started hating on her, she became shy and sweet and quiet.
Eevee: Well said, Umbreon. Flareon deserves credit. It wasn't her fault that the Pokemon developers made her like that!
Espeon: It must be because of her attack stats. Her attack stats are decent, but many of the moves she can learn are special attacks.
Vaporeon: If you give her the right moveset, she can beat anybody. Once she beat a shiny Mega Gengar single-handedly!
Me: Who was born first?
Eevee: Me, of course.
Leafeon: The birth order was like this- Eevee, Jolteon, Vaporeon, Umbreon, Espeon, Glaceon, Sylveon, me, and Flareon.
Me: But...Flareon was introduced along with Vaporeon and Jolteon.
Glaceon: Introduction does not mean birth order.
Sylveon: They introduced Flareon too early. That's why her stats aren't right!
Me: Right. So, other than any Eeveelution, who is your favorite Pokemon?
Eevee: Pidgeotto.
Glaceon: Charmander.
Me: About that...Charmander seems to have a soft spot for you.
Sylveon: Glaceon, you have a secret admirer! My favorite is Onix.
Flareon: ...
Me: Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.
Umbreon: She said, "Cyndaquil".
Me: Cyndaquil likes you too, Flareon.
Flareon: ...
Me: Excuse me?
Umbreon: She said, "That's very sweet of him." My
favorite is Gengar!
Jolteon: Zapdos!
Leafeon: Treecko and I hang out together a lot. So I'll go with Treecko.
Vaporeon: Noctowl.
Espeon: My favorite Pokemon is most likely Deoxys.
Me: Oh, one more thing. Which is your favorite starter Pokemon from any region?
Eevee: Fennekin.
Jolteon: Ooh! Froakie!
Leafeon: Tepig.
Glaceon: Charmander.
Espeon: I also like Fennekin.
Sylveon: Snivy.
Vaporeon: Totodile.
Me: Last question- favorite Pokemon besides starters or anything else you said of your own type.
Eevee: Snubull.
Glaceon: Seel.
Umbreon: Absol.
Espeon: My favorite Pokemon of my own type is certainly Alakazam.
Flareon: ...
Me: Huh?
Umbreon: She said "Vulpix".
Jolteon: Raichu.
Vaporeon: Suicune.
Leafeon: Bellossom.
Sylveon: Clefairy!
Me: Thanks, everyone. It was an honor having you here today!
All Eeveelution: Bye, Pokefans! Poképeace out!
Character Interviews
Eeveelutions?
Pokemon
by Qualiva the Flamethrower