Loquaciousness Fandom Magazine Volume 2, Issue 3 (November 2016) | Page 11

"P: Whenever I'm alone,

or if I'm feeling grey,

there's one place I can go,

to brighten up my day..."

Honestly, Phil's introduction doesn't have much to analyze. I think it's pretty self explanatory-when he's sad or lonely, there one place he goes that can make him happy again.

"P: It makes me want to sing,

that's how the show should end,

but wouldn't it be good if I...

could sing it with a friend...?"

Okay, Dan, come on. You've been dragged in, LOLZOR.

"D: Okay, fine, whatever, I'll join in to..."

Ah, yes, the familiar reluctant agreeing to whatever Phil wants. Thanks, Dan.

"P: I might go outside,

and feel more alive,

without Twitter,

where would I be?"

This part here is like Wheel or Fortune's Before and After category, where two phrases sandwich another phrase, and each slice of bread can be read separately with the meat. Such as: 'I might go outside and feel more alive without Twitter', or 'Without Twitter, where would be?'

D: "I guess I'd be fit,

I'd stop post shi...(P: RUBBISH!)

But Tumblr's a part of me..."

Okay, so here's a reference to Dan's self-proclaimed sh*tposting and browsing position, which results in being so unfit that getting out of bed makes him out of breath.

P: "There's so many websites,

and so little time,

plus one or two you should avoid."

BE CAREFUL WHAT WEBSITES YOU GO ON, GUYS!!! STAY AWAY FROM THAT PORN AND ANY FANFICTION CALLED "THE _____ FIC"!

D: "Just don't stop watching Youtube, or we'll be unemployed!"

Well, technically, they got income from BBC Radio1, but I guess since it was put into hiatus, they...don't? Whatever, just #keepDanandPhilalive, guys!!

D&P: "The internet is here,

the internet is great,

when you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate..."

I've always found this so cute and amazing. They're issuing the fact that many of their fans don't have a lot of friends, and they acknowledge the fact that the internet is a safe haven for many of these fans, because they find happiness the Dan and Phil.

D&P: "It might be antisocial,

but these days,

that is fine"

DGYUIOU87YT See my comment above. They're reassuring anyone who has social anxiety or anything of the like that it's not anything to be ashamed of-it's just part of them.

D: "Cause life is so much better when you spend it all online!"

Well, isn't it?

P: "A place where you can be yourself, no matter if you're geeky,"

D: "Find friends that share your hobbies, even if they're freaky..."

The internet is obviously a place where people let loose. You might be a furry, write weird fanfiction about a certain pair of best friends, be a total anime otaku, or make origami on a Youtube channel, but it's all accepted on the internet. You can make friends by being yourself on the internet, like I have done with the guys at the fandom magazine, and a load of you guys, the Phandom! Thanks, guys!

P: "Where any question in your head is answered in an instant!"

D: "Who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence?"

Four words: Google and existential crisis.

D&P: "The internet is here,

the internet is great,

when you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate..."

D&P: "Without the internet,

we never would have met..."

GRIH3RJO OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Even if you don't ship Phan(I don't, TBH), you still cannot deny how cute/true this is! If you don't know, They met because Dan was a fan of Phil's Youtube videos when they were starting out! They started talking over Skype calls, and eventually met in person!

P: "We'd never be here on a stage,

doing things we might regret!"

Well...yeah, you wouldn't. Who knows if you'd still be here? Anyways, we're glad you're both on that stage, Phil.

D: "Dance break!"

More like.... DAN'S break. :)

P: "Who cares if you're a loser,

and everybody knows it?"

Phil, please. You aren't a loser. You're amazing. AMAZING Phil. But, as you said during the show, "We're just two losers who spend all out time watching Youtube videos. We can all be losers together!" Yes, let's.

D: "Or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses?"

They don't understand...the cat whiskers...they come from within.

P: "Or even if your chances of getting tanned are slim..."

You should go through band camp, Phil.

D: "Or if you live vicariously through the life of your Sim..."

Dil: "Shelltay zombo!"

IDK what Dil said, but I cannot relate, as I don't have Sims. That may be me on Neko Atsume, though. Hmmmm.. :/

D&P: "The internet is here,

the internet is great,

when you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate..."

"It might be antisocial,

but these days that is fine...

Cause life is so much better...

Life is so much better

LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN YOU SPEND

IT

ALL

ONLINEEEEEEE!"

CUE THE GLITTER AND THROWING OF HATS INTO THE AIR! YES!

Well, I hope you enjoyed that. Most of the song is pretty self-explanatory, but I like to think that there are sweet hidden messages in it. The references are LIT though. Anyways, thanks for reading, and hopefully you started singing like I did!