shirt Phil wears in DanandPhilGames's Five Nights at Freddy's 3 video(I got mine before I joined the Phandom though). I stood out better, and you have no idea how many people told me that I had a nice shirt. Onesies and flower crowns are cool too. A LOT of people also had shirts for Panic! At The Disco, Twenty One Pilots, and My Chemical Romance.
-BRING AT LEAST $50 FOR MERCHANDISE. Merch is always expensive. Prices for TATINOF merch can be found in one of the pictures included in this issue(in American dollars). The merch will most likely be put up for sale on us.danandphilshop.com(#unintentionalspon), like the UK tour merch was.
-PLAN TO MEET INTERNET FRIENDS. If you have internet friends you plan to meet, plan where you're going to meet and at what time. Try messaging each other if you have internet to make sure everyone gets there. Send each other pictures. It doesn't have to be of you, but it helps if you send each other pictures of your outfits.
-LOOK CAREFULLY FOR AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION SPOTS. With the crowds, it'll be hard to find people doing the "Reasons Why I Was A Weird Kid" photography, the table for Crafty Corner, and the box where you submit 7 Second Challenges. Okay, I missed all of them. I'm crafting. See below.
-BE PREPARED FOR LINES AND CROWDS. First there will be the queue to get into the show, then there will be a HUGE crowd where the merch is. THE AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION FOR GENERAL ADMISSION WILL MOST LIKELY BE NEXT TO THE MERCHANDISE STALL. I couldn't find all of these things because of the crowd, leaving me wondering if it was only for VIP. IT IS FOR EVERYONE!! Search the furthest corners of the room for the hotspots. If you see a crowd outside of the actual theater in the building, chances are that's where the action is.
Now, with all of those ~_PROTIPS_~ out of the way......
Let the show begin.
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILER ALERT!!!!!
As I entered the theatre, I was amazed at how high up I was. I was in the balcony, so Dan and Phil were like a centimeter tall for me. As mentioned above, I had to work a little harder to generate that feeling of OMFG JFC I'M IN THE SAME ROOM AS DAN HOWELL AND PHIL LESTER ASDFGHjkL!!!!!!!!!, but it was still amazing. I walked in and kind of squirmed around in my seat for a few minutes(I was with a parent), which was next to the doors. Anyways, I think Pity Party was playing when I got in. I found my second internet friend sitting in the row behind and said high. When I sat back down, Jealous was playing. I don't remember 100% what the music order was(the order is different from every show), but I recorded the show using voice memos on my iPod(shhhhh), which is for my own personal use of nostalgia and Post-TATINOF depression therapy, so I checked the recording. Hotline Bling came on(CRINGEEEE), then Troye Sivan's Youth started playing. Everyone started screaming and singing along. By the way, the audience was singing along to every one of the songs. Anyways, in the middle of Youth the song suddenly cut out and Phil's voice boomed over us.
"HELLO EVERYONE."
Of course, you couldn't hear part of what Dan and Phil's prerecorded message was saying, but basically they were saying that the show was going to start soon and to not to eat the person next to you. Also don't take videos or pictures of the show, or else you'll be ejected from your seat if you get caught b your venue's staff. Well, more like you'll have to take the awkward walk of shame out. Also, people in the front row watch out, because Phil might fall off the stage. Also, they recorded the show in Hollywood yesterday for anyone unable to attend to watch on Youtube Red so......yeah.
Everyone will be in a feverish excitement, including you. Don't doubt it for one second. The adrenaline will be rushing through your blood, your eyes will be wide open, and your chest will feel weird, in a good way, in that excited happy way. You may also be getting goosebumps/goosepimples like I did.
Anyways, right after the announcement ended, Fall Out Boy's My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark immediately started playing. Everyone started clapping to the beat and even more people than before the announcement started singing along. Talk about hype! It was the perfect song to hype everyone up for the show. Sing your heart out, everyone.
Then the show started.
The audience was singing really loudly-
"Light 'em up up up I'm on fire!
Wo-oah wo-o-oooo-oah wo-o-o-oah wo-o-oah...
Wo-oah wo-o-oooo-oah-"
BAM.
The lights suddenly shut off completely, and everyone went beserk. The screams were amazingly ear-splitting. then this timeline going backwards of Dan and Phil's videos start playing along to this awesome track playing, which you couldn't hear sometimes because of the screaming.
After that, the giant microwave kind of lit up and made noises like static.
Then, room filled with a beautiful glowing aura(ok, maybe it was spotlights), and out stepped....
SMOL BEAN AND TALL MEME THEMSELVES.
DAN. AND. PHIL.
At this point there is no hope for salvaging your ears or windpipe or ovaries.
Anyways, they said hi, and we met the Llama and Lion. Apparently Phil microwaved his laptop because of the short battery life and caused everything in it to pop out, as well as destroying the internet???
Anyways, Phil's singing was rejected, and then came...
THE 7 SECOND CHALLENGES
The highlight of our 7 Second Challenges was Phil's third one, which was "Dab fifteen times". Yeah, they really need to work on their dabbing. That can be viewed here: https://twitter.com/laurenkaite/status/745867522747043840?s=09
After that was The Amazing Phil's magic tricks!
My favorite was probably the bowling ball coming out of the sketchbook. Then Dan's legs got switched with a llama's legs!!
Dan disappeared for awhile. Phil took that to his advantage and went over some of his Reasons Why He Was A Weird Child!
Later Dan came back out and lectured Phil about performing magic tricks. Talk about a Party Pooper. Then they discussed some of he audience's reasons. For us, the one that got five weirdness stars was a girl who pretended she was a doctor and inject people's arms with pencil lead.
Then came Dan's Internet Support Group, in which they played recordings of some of the audience's problems over the speakers. Dan named his llama Larry, and got his usual drink that he drinks during Internet Support Group....oh, wait. This one is.....non-alcoholic grape juice?????
Nope, Dan can't do this.
Our problems were as followed.
What do you want to ask your ol'....Uncle Dan????
1.One girl worships Shrek, but her parents won't accept her religion.
Dan's solution: Just deal with it. He is our green lord and savior. "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
2. "I have one type of shirt and it's all I wear, please help."
Dan's Solution: What's the only colour that will never do you wrong?
Audience: BLACK!
Dan: Guys, I'm so proud of you!! Just wear black all of the time, it doesn't matter if it's the same shirt. And if it gets hot in the summer, just don't go outside!
3. "All my friends have left me because I watch too much anime. Please help."
Dan's Solution: That's the problem with having friends! You just have to accept that you're weeb trash.
(This is the point at which he names Larry the Llama and receives his drink.)
4. "How do I avoid saying the most awkward thing at the most awkward time and coming off as an idiot?"
Dan's Solution: Start off all introductions with a pun! The person either walks away and you know where you stand, or you've got a new best friend!!! ;)
5. "I don't know how to invite a boy to a dance. Give me advice on how to ask a boy out!"
Dan's Solution: Real boys might hurt your feelings-just date fictional guys like Evan Peters from American Horror Story!
6. "My daughters spend all their time on Youtube watching you(Dan) and Phil."
Dan's Solution: *flirts with all of the mums in the room" You have nothing to worry about! Me and Phil are TOTES educational!! GUYS DON'T TELL THEM ANYTHING!
7. "_JOHN CENA!!!!!_"
Dan's Solution: ...
8. "Never gonna give you up, ever gonna let you down..."
Dan's Solution: Wow, you guys all just troll me, don't you? I mean, I lvoe my audience!
After that was Crafty Corner. Phil came out with his trolley(in a West Coast Accent-Dan: "Shopping Cart"), which had a huge lit-up "P" on the front, and was blue and fit his sunny personality, and Dan got his, which was plain and black with "huge "D" on the front"(Dan: Woahhh didn't mean it like that).
There was Melapples, Dan and Phil as dogs, Dan and Phil as Undertale characters/Toto, a melting crayon drawing of cat whiskers with a whisk on the back(Dan freaked out), a rare Dan Pepe, and many others, as well as the pop-up Phan art book!!(Blughh no thanks)!
After Dan and Phil went into a time machine thing and got seventy-five years older. Phil died, but Dan brought him back into the magic gigantic microwave, and they became present-day Dan and Phil again. Poor Dan had an existential crisis, but Phil convinced him(mostly) by saying that entertaining us was a distraction from the fact that death was inevitable and that Dan didn't want his future to be the same is his life now. Then it was acting out fanfiction time.
Dan and Phil were cowboys who went camping. Dan got a torch(flashlight) and HE SHINED IT ON ME! AHHH! HE SMILED AT ME(ALTHOUGH HE WAS JUST SMILING AT EVERYONE THE TORCH FELL ON)!!!!
Then Phil drew Dan like a french girl(basically a rectangle with sticks sticking out). They threw paper plates out into the audience, and Dil taught them a lesson-WE care about Dan's videos and him, and Phil doesn't have to change to be good enough for anybody-being himself is why we love him.
Then Phil got his lifelong wish-try new things, like LessAmazingPhil would say! Make the most of the destroyed internet-by singing!!!
He started singing, and Dan finally agreed to let him...and join him! So they went behind stage and came back in golden jackets and top hats and batons.....and sang how great the internet is. As the grand finale, they took off their hats and ended their musical number in a shower of glitter from their top hats! Then they said good-bye and went back into the microwave, which was now showing a glittery golden background, and waved good-bye. The show ended with "The End" appearing on the golden background. Then immediately "All-Star" started playing.
Review: The Amazing Tour Is Not On Fire is truly amazing! I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who doesn't watch their videos, as they wouldn't understand, but either way it was the best night of my life(not day-that would be January 1st, 2015). It's coming out on Youtube Red, so wait until it comes out and us your free 30 day trial(#unintentionalsponagain). Thanks for reading!
Stay classy, Danosaurs(and Phillions), and DFTBA(out of context).
Wow
Much Amazing
Very Not On Fire
And remember kids, don't cry-
CRAFT!
SAME ROOM AS DAN HOWELL AND PHIL LESTER ASDFGHjkL!!!!!!!!!, but it was still amazing. I walked in and kind of squirmed around in my seat for a few minutes(I was with a parent), which was next to the doors. Anyways, I think Pity Party was playing when I got in. I found my second internet friend sitting in the row behind and said high. When I sat back down, Jealous was playing. I don't remember 100% what the music order was(the order is different from every show), but I recorded the show using voice memos on my iPod(shhhhh), which is for my own personal use of nostalgia and Post-TATINOF depression therapy, so I checked the recording. Hotline Bling came on(CRINGEEEE), then Troye Sivan's Youth started playing. Everyone started screaming and singing along. By the way, the audience was singing along to every one of the songs. Anyways, in the middle of Youth the song suddenly cut out and Phil's voice boomed over us.
"HELLO EVERYONE."
Of course, you couldn't hear part of what Dan and Phil's prerecorded message was saying, but basically they were saying that the show was going to start soon and to not to eat the person next to you. Also don't take videos or pictures of the show, or else you'll be ejected from your seat if you get caught b your venue's staff. Well, more like you'll have to take the awkward walk of shame out. Also, people in the front row watch out, because Phil might fall off the stage. Also, they recorded the show in Hollywood yesterday for anyone unable to attend to watch on Youtube Red so......yeah.
Everyone will be in a feverish excitement, including you. Don't doubt it for one second. The adrenaline will be rushing through your blood, your eyes will be wide open, and your chest will feel weird, in a good way, in that excited happy way. You may also be getting goosebumps/goosepimples like I did.
Anyways, right after the announcement ended, Fall Out Boy's My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark immediately started playing. Everyone started clapping to the beat and even more people than before the announcement started singing along. Talk about hype! It was the perfect song to hype everyone up for the show. Sing your heart out, everyone.
Then the show started.
The audience was singing really loudly-
"Light 'em up up up I'm on fire!
Wo-oah wo-o-oooo-oah wo-o-o-oah wo-o-oah...
Wo-oah wo-o-oooo-oah-"
BAM.
The lights suddenly shut off completely, and everyone went beserk. The screams were amazingly ear-splitting. then this timeline going backwards of Dan and Phil's videos start playing along to this awesome track playing, which you couldn't hear sometimes because of the screaming.
After that, the giant microwave kind of lit up and made noises like static.
Then, room filled with a beautiful glowing aura(ok, maybe it was spotlights), and out stepped....
SMOL BEAN AND TALL MEME THEMSELVES.
DAN. AND. PHIL.
At this point there is no hope for salvaging your ears or windpipe or ovaries.
Anyways, they said hi, and we met the Llama and Lion. Apparently Phil microwaved his laptop because of the short battery life and caused everything in it to pop out, as well as destroying the internet???
Anyways, Phil's singing was rejected, and then came...
THE 7 SECOND CHALLENGES
The highlight of our 7 Second Challenges was Phil's third one, which was "Dab fifteen times". Yeah, they really need to work on their dabbing. That can be viewed here: https://twitter.com/laurenkaite/status/745867522747043840?s=09
After that was The Amazing Phil's magic tricks!
My favorite was probably the bowling ball coming out of the sketchbook. Then Dan's legs got switched with a llama's legs!!
Dan disappeared for awhile. Phil took that to his advantage and went over some of his Reasons Why He Was A Weird Child!
Later Dan came back out and lectured Phil about performing magic tricks. Talk about a Party Pooper. Then they discussed some of he audience's reasons. For us, the one that got five weirdness stars was a girl who pretended she was a doctor and inject people's arms with pencil lead.
Then came Dan's Internet Support Group, in which they played recordings of some of the audience's problems over the speakers. Dan named his llama Larry, and got his usual drink that he drinks during Internet Support Group....oh, wait. This one is.....non-alcoholic grape juice?????
Nope, Dan can't do this.
Our problems were as followed.
What do you want to ask your ol'....Uncle Dan????
1.One girl worships Shrek, but her parents won't accept her religion.
Dan's solution: Just deal with it. He is our green lord and savior. "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
2. "I have one type of shirt and it's all I wear, please help."
Dan's Solution: What's the only colour that will never do you wrong?
Audience: BLACK!
Dan: Guys, I'm so proud of you!! Just wear black all of the time, it doesn't matter if it's the same shirt. And if it gets hot in the summer, just don't go outside!
3. "All my friends have left me because I watch too much anime. Please help."
Dan's Solution: That's the problem with having friends! You just have to accept that you're weeb trash.
(This is the point at which he names Larry the Llama and receives his drink.)
4. "How do I avoid saying the most awkward thing at the most awkward time and coming off as an idiot?"
Dan's Solution: Start off all introductions with a pun! The person either walks away and you know where you stand, or you've got a new best friend!!! ;)
5. "I don't know how to invite a boy to a dance. Give me advice on how to ask a boy out!"
Dan's Solution: Real boys might hurt your feelings-just date fictional guys like Evan Peters from American Horror Story!
6. "My daughters spend all their time on Youtube watching you(Dan) and Phil."
Dan's Solution: *flirts with all of the mums in the room" You have nothing to worry about! Me and Phil are TOTES educational!! GUYS DON'T TELL THEM ANYTHING!
7. "_JOHN CENA!!!!!_"
Dan's Solution: ...
8. "Never gonna give you up, ever gonna let you down..."
Dan's Solution: Wow, you guys all just troll me, don't you? I mean, I lvoe my audience!
After that was Crafty Corner. Phil came out with his trolley(in a West Coast Accent-Dan: "Shopping Cart"), which had a huge lit-up "P" on the front, and was blue and fit his sunny personality, and Dan got his, which was plain and black with "huge "D" on the front"(Dan: Woahhh didn't mean it like that).
There was Melapples, Dan and Phil as dogs, Dan and Phil as Undertale characters/Toto, a melting crayon drawing of cat whiskers with a whisk on the back(Dan freaked out), a rare Dan Pepe, and many others, as well as the pop-up Phan art book!!(Blughh no thanks)!
After Dan and Phil went into a time machine thing and got seventy-five years older. Phil died, but Dan brought him back into the magic gigantic microwave, and they became present-day Dan and Phil again. Poor Dan had an existential crisis, but Phil convinced him(mostly) by saying that entertaining us was a distraction from the fact that death was inevitable and that Dan didn't want his future to be the same is his life now. Then it was acting out fanfiction time.
Dan and Phil were cowboys who went camping. Dan got a torch(flashlight) and HE SHINED IT ON ME! AHHH! HE SMILED AT ME(ALTHOUGH HE WAS JUST SMILING AT EVERYONE THE TORCH FELL ON)!!!!
Then Phil drew Dan like a french girl(basically a rectangle with sticks sticking out). They threw paper plates out into the audience, and Dil taught them a lesson-WE care about Dan's videos and him, and Phil doesn't have to change to be good enough for anybody-being himself is why we love him.
Then Phil got his lifelong wish-try new things, like LessAmazingPhil would say! Make the most of the destroyed internet-by singing!!!
He started singing, and Dan finally agreed to let him...and join him! So they went behind stage and came back in golden jackets and top hats and batons.....and sang how great the internet is. As the grand finale, they took off their hats and ended their musical number in a shower of glitter from their top hats! Then they said good-bye and went back into the microwave, which was now showing a glittery golden background, and waved good-bye. The show ended with "The End" appearing on the golden background. Then immediately "All-Star" started playing.
Review: The Amazing Tour Is Not On Fire is truly amazing! I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who doesn't watch their videos, as they wouldn't understand, but either way it was the best night of my life(not day-that would be January 1st, 2015). It's coming out on Youtube Red, so wait until it comes out and us your free 30 day trial(#unintentionalsponagain). Thanks for reading!
Stay classy, Danosaurs(and Phillions), and DFTBA(out of context).
Wow
Much Amazing
Very Not On Fire
And remember kids, don't cry-
CRAFT!