the ATM) and then he disappeared
while I waited nearby. Blacklisted.
“Review board culture” is a
contentious topic among escorts.
Basically, there are Yelp-like sites
where clients review escort services,
often in pornographic detail.
Reviews can help girls to get more
work yet some worry it might do
more harm to our brand than good.
A client threatened to give me a
bad review because I wouldn’t
see him, without proper screening
information.
Murphy’s Law of escorting: You will
get super hot clients with whom you
share amazing sex, and these are
the clients that inevitably disappear
after one session. It takes some
restraint to not then text them,
repeatedly, after they don’t get back
to you. Here, I lack restraint.
I was “touring” another city when
I got a late-night in-call request. I
showered, started getting ready,
and then had to reassure the
client—a first-timer—that it was
all going to be OK. He showed up
and at once I understood: He was a
literal teenager, 19, a chiseled Greek
god, horny, beautiful and high on
MDMA. We both made the most of
the next two hours. Sometimes, I
feel like I have to really explain why
“high-end escort” is basically the
best job in the world—and other
times the experiences speak for
themselves.
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