London Contacts Issue 67 | Page 8

the ATM) and then he disappeared while I waited nearby. Blacklisted. “Review board culture” is a contentious topic among escorts. Basically, there are Yelp-like sites where clients review escort services, often in pornographic detail. Reviews can help girls to get more work yet some worry it might do more harm to our brand than good. A client threatened to give me a bad review because I wouldn’t see him, without proper screening information. Murphy’s Law of escorting: You will get super hot clients with whom you share amazing sex, and these are the clients that inevitably disappear after one session. It takes some restraint to not then text them, repeatedly, after they don’t get back to you. Here, I lack restraint. I was “touring” another city when I got a late-night in-call request. I showered, started getting ready, and then had to reassure the client—a first-timer—that it was all going to be OK. He showed up and at once I understood: He was a literal teenager, 19, a chiseled Greek god, horny, beautiful and high on MDMA. We both made the most of the next two hours. Sometimes, I feel like I have to really explain why “high-end escort” is basically the best job in the world—and other times the experiences speak for themselves. 6