London Contacts Issue 66 - Page 72

LONDON CONTACTS’ JOKES PAGE Lying in bed facing the wife, I looked into her eyes and said, “Looking at you reminds me of the lottery.” She replied, “You mean I am worth millions?” I said, “No, I wish you’d fucking roll over!!” All women are bi. It’s your job to guess if it’s sexual or polar. A couple driving home run over a badger. They get out and find it’s still breathing but freezing cold. Husband says, “Put it between your legs to warm it up.”, Wife replies, “But its all wet and it stinks.’’ He says, ‘’Well hold the badgers fucking nose then...” 70