London Contacts Issue 63 - Page 66

LONDON CONTACTS’ JOKES PAGE A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. ‘Do you want a bag?’, the cashier asks ‘No’, the guy says, ‘she’s not that ugly’ A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, “I slept with a Brazilian....” The blonde replies, “Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?” A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis her mom said “You should have asked me last night - it was at the tip of my tongue.” Q: If a dove is the “bird of peace” then what’s the bird of “true love”? A: The swallow. Did you hear