Live Magazine Christmas 2016 ISSUE Live Magazine December 2016 Issue | Page 45
YOUR SAY EVE
CHRISTMAS
CHRISTMAS
EVE
INGREDIENTS
1 Handful of Friends
1 Serve of Social Lubricant
RECIPE
4 Pizzas from a Reputable Pizza Establishment
(Recommended serve more is always better)
1 DVD (Or Bluray) of The Muppets Christmas Carol
1 DVD (Or Bluray) of Gremlins
1 DVD (Or Bluray) of Die Hard
? Serve of Presents (Remember to work to a budget!)
Step 1: Invite over your closest friends, this can be done via tools such as Facebook, instant messaging or you
could even experiment with calling them on the telephone and asking them with your words! The old fashioned way
we call it.
Step 2: Ask your guests to bring a social lubricant of their choice. Don’t forget to get some for yourself!
Step 3: Order pizza. Don’t forget to ask your guests what kind of pizza they like. Not everyone likes meatlovers, so
remember to get a selection, we recommend a peperoni or even the simple yet elegant margarita. Remember that
smaller pizza joints usually make bigger and better pizza’s than their corporate rivals.
Step 4: Insert DVD or Bluray of Gremlins. Enjoy the Christmas classic from horror director Joe Dante and Steven
Spielberg. This gem will shock and delight with it’s insane use of puppets that tear a town apart on Christmas. Keep
an eye out for Gizmo, that guy is just the cutest. Yes he is, he’s so cute!
Step 5: The Muppets Christmas Carol. This one will bring the group together with classic songs put together and
sung by our favourite furry puppets, the Muppets! It will also get everyone in the Christmas spirit and remind everyone
why you are all together at this special time of year. The message is important, as is Gonzo the great, THE BEST
MUPPET!
Step 6: Presents!
Step 7: DIE HARD! BOOM! EXPLOSIONS! Bruce Willis shooting terrorists yeah!!!! This one is the ultimate Christmas
movie and the ultimate end to your ultimate Christmas Eve party, filled with explosions and epic one liners like Yippie
Ki Yay Mother F*&$@!
Remember to Christmas Responsibly.
WRITTEN BY scott sowter
twitter: @ ScottFSowter