LifeGrid Magazine July 2017 | Page 27

Kansas City Summer Relatives by Annette Mertes Hadley K July 2017 Does the phrase "It's not the heat, it's the humidity" sounds familiar to you? It does to most people living in a humid area. Like Kansas City in July. And most of the states south and east of here as well. Turns out there are two kinds of humidity… Absolute humidity is the water content of air, regardless of temperature, expressed in gram per cubic meter. Relative humidity, expressed as a percent, measures the absolute humidity relative to the current temperature… and another factor that, combined with one of the above, determines the level of "stickiness" we experience outside: What? Huh? I can't think straight because I'm perspiring so much in my currently open windowed non-air-conditioned house. Hold on… That's why it's hot as Hades in Phoenix, but it's a dry heat. And that is why, right now in KC, even though it's not that hot, it’s as sticky as a steam room. At only 78 degrees F we have 74% humidity with a dew point of 70 degrees. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! I'm waiting till tomorrow morning, when the temperature is lower, to turn the air conditioner on (what a blessing to even have it!). Less burden on the AC unit that way, requiring less electricity and moolah. In the meantime, I’m most grateful for my bedroom ceiling fan. Lastly, Kansas City boasts the dubious distinction of possessing the broadest range of temperatures, from the hundreds in summer to the minus zeroes in winter. So, while we may not get as hot as Arizona or as cold as North Dakota, we experience the full spectrum of temperatures, often out of season. To live in Kansas City means to be flexible, adaptable, and able to withstand sudden drastic changes in temperature within a one or two-hour period. We may wake up to spring and end the day back in winter. Or find reprieve in the middle of summer with autumnal temps and storms. There are weeks when we experience two and three different seasons. I remember one year some time ago, when Christmas day was so unseasonably warm I took my daily walk wearing shorts. That’s what I’d expect if I lived down under, not up over! The following Easter, we had a snow storm with an accumulation of about twelve inches. Of course, it being Spring, the snow was gone within days. I’m so thankful for the four seasons, even with the unpredictabil- ity. I once observed I wouldn’t ever want to live somewhere without the diversity. My year in the Middle East validated that. It’s so good to be home. LifeGrid® Local Editor - Kansas City facebook.com/lifegridkansascity LifeGrid Magazine Life Grid No, this is not about family visiting in the summer. It is, however, about relatives. As in relative humidity and relative temperatures. As explained by my inner wanna-be meteorologist, Stormy. 'Giving Local Business a Global Voice.' Annette Mertes Hadley - Local Editor