“Be Bluebeard if I wanted to.”
“But you never got your treasure.”
“Who says I didn’t?”
“I never gave you anything.”
“Oh, really? I was able to get you to play pirates with me.”
“And I got you to have a tea party.”
“Pirates are the best at tea parties.”
“Aye. Methinks I catch a whiff of adventure on the air!”
“Adventure? That’s dinner! Mom’s making taquitos! Race ya! I bet I’ll beat you there!”
“Oh, no you don’t!”
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