Land n Sand Oct / Nov 2013 | Page 17

ded – okay, I admit I decided more quickly perhaps a situation like this deserved t nonetheless, I decided it was best to ly trust nothing. But, then again, what othing’ as compared to ‘something’? I ly was confused and frankly, I didn’t ere this whole train of thought, or lack of , was taking me. more disturbing than the nothing/ ing quandary, however, was that I had that I had to figure out the continent’s ce and continent size thing by all by And c’mon – I was on a sabbatical. Isn’t mething that I should have already had “My life and my view of life had changed,” says Suzanne J. Levitt, of her South African sabbatical. some idea about? Moreover, In a moment of utter nothingness, (those are the times I found myself simply staring into space) I suddenly realized I had inadvertently calculated the time it took me to fly to Johannesburg from Cape Town vs. the time it took me to fly from New York to California. Even I could do the math and frankly I have never been good at math, but I could do basic addition as long as I wasn’t concentrating on it. And in that moment, that second before life forms, I had an epiphany; I realized that the United States was not only in the incorrect scale as displayed on the maps, but that my entire generation had been duped. Wow. Actually what I literally said was “pass the ketchup” and then “wow”, but because I spilled the ketchup during the epiphany I did not think it made much sense to make a big deal out of it right here. But now that I have . . .