THE
PROPOSAL
TABITHA:
“It was pretty awesome” “We were dancing
a job in Italy and we decided to stay and take a vacation
because we were in Italy and I’m Italian and had never
been so it was a big deal. He had been before to Italy.
He wanted to propose to me in Venice on a Gondola,
that was what was in his mind. Now, I had no idea any of
this was going down. But when we got to Venice, it was
definitely not as romantic as we visualized it.”
NAPOLEON: “When you get on the Gondola, it’s stinky
and smelly and there’s traffic
jams. I thought it was going to be me, the gondola dude
and Tab, and we’d be on this tiny little thing, but there’s
like hundreds of them everywhere and they’re pushing
off each other.”
TABITHA: “We were like ‘can you sing for us?’ (Mimicking the gondola driver’s
voice) ‘I don’t sing. When I sing, it rains’. (Tabitha pulls a
face) Okaaay.”
NAPOLEON: “Then we went to Florence and I had it
(the ring) with me always in my pocket, ready to go.
We’d be at a museum or something and she’d put her
arms in my pockets or around me and I’m like ‘It’s hot!
Don’t touch me!’”
“So anyways, we got to Rome and I’d been there before,
to Fountain of Trevi, which is one of the most beautiful
things. I said okay, I popped by the hotel, it was really
close to it, and I was like ‘We’re
gonna walk
to the fountain, you’re gonna love it.’
It was only ten at night. She was like, ‘I’m tired, can we
get on the train?” I was like, ‘Come on, we’re gonna go
real quick.’ Mind you, it took us an hour and a half,
maybe longer, to walk there. “
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TABITHA: (Kindly comforting Napoleon) “No, it was
like an hour.”
NAPOLEON: “It was a long way though. It wasn’t right
around the corner.”
“We finally got there and I was like YES, this is going to be
it. We get to the fountain and it’s like eleven thirty at night,
maybe later.
TABITHA: “But in Italy, every body hangs out.”
NAPOLEON: “I was like oh my god, it’s so packed here.
It was like PACKED! It was like there was a party in there.
There was no way I could do that. It was so not romantic.
So we sat down and had dinner and by the time we
finished, it was like one and people had cleared.”
“Then we went to the fountain and I told her the story
about the Romans coming to the fountain and blah blah
blah. I made her throw the coin in there and when she
through the coin in, I put the ring inside on a little ledge
and then I said, ‘what did you wish for?’ And she said
what she wished for, ‘we’d always be together,’ and she
said ‘what did you wish for?’ and I reached in the fountain
and I pulled out the ring.
TABITHA:
“Then he got down on his knee.”
NAPPYTABS
TRIVIA WITH
Biggest Audition Fail
1. NAPOLEON’S CULTURE SHOCK AUDITION
“I took off and hid in the bathroom and didn’t come out. I pretended like I was sick. I was with Tabitha who was
the best dancer on there so I just got hooked up. We came as a package.”
Top 5 90’s Dance Moves
Worst 4 Dance AttireTrends
1. Cabbage Patch
2. Robo Cop
3. The Prep
4. Roger Rabbit
5. Bankhead Bounce.
1. UFO’s
2. Sean John Suits
3. Boxing Boots
4. Boxers Hanging out of Jeans
Worst 3 Hair Trends
Top 3 Overused Dance Lingo
1. Knots
2. Giant braids
3. White dude cornrows
1. Swag
2. Fierce
3. Work
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