Alcohol . Your mum drinks it , your dad drinks it , even Jesus was caught turning water into wine . As a student be prepared to spend an increasing amount of time ( and money ) in bars . Whether it be celebrating , socialising or seeing how many Jager-Bombs you can down before you ’ re lying on the pavement screaming at your ex . After all what else is your student loan for ?
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Alcohol . Your mum drinks it , your dad drinks it , even Jesus was caught turning water into wine . As a student be prepared to spend an increasing amount of time ( and money ) in bars . Whether it be celebrating , socialising or seeing how many Jager-Bombs you can down before you ’ re lying on the pavement screaming at your ex . After all what else is your student loan for ?