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Royals, whether by birth or by marriage, know a thing or two about beauty. Think about it—their
faces are plastered pretty much everywhere, whether painted in portraits or snapped for sites, and
scrutinized/admired to no end. Thus, they kind of have to look good. Here, a smattering of some of
the best (and craziest) beauty secrets from those who get to don tiaras without a hint of irony. .......... 6
Kate Middleton beauty: Blushing bride ........................................................................................................ 6
Lush lips ........................................................................................................................................................ 6
Magnificent manicure ................................................................................................................................... 7
Lovely lashes ................................................................................................................................................ 7
ROYAL BEAUTIES ............................................................................................................................... 7
Maries Antoinette and Queen Elizabeth 1 ............................................................................................ 8
Twelve from the ancient world… ......................................................................................................... 8
WHAT TO EAT ON A DATE ......................................................................................................... 10
Make your date successful by impressing your date with what you eat. We have got you a few
guidelines on what to eat on date! ....................................................................................................... 11
Top 10: Things men should Not Eat On A First Date................................................................................ 11
Burger ................................................................................................................................................. 11
If this is a first date, don’t expect a second. In fact, don’t except her to be at the table when you
return from dropping the kids off at the pool. ..................................................................................... 11
Milk .................................................................................................................................................... 11
Never, everorder anything from the kid’s menu. There is no reason to order milk -- even if you are
having a slice of chocolate cake for desert the size of a Prius. Order an after-dinner drink or just a
cup of coffee. Grown men don’t drink milk in public (especially those that may be lactose
intolerant). What she will think of you: She is getting involved with a man-child. A guy who
drinks milk with a meal needs a nightlight to sleep and calls mummy when he needs his shirt ironed.
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Vanilla ice cream ........................................................................................................................................ 12
What she will think of you: You. Are. Boring. You don’t take risks and you don’t enjoy the finer things in
life. She sees a relationship -- and possibly sex life -- that will be just as boring as the scoop of vanilla
melting in the little cup. .............................................................................................................................. 12
Lobster ........................................................................................................................................................ 14
What she will think of you: How could you be a good provider if you can’t bust open a lobster shell?
Also, if you can’t always afford the lobster, don’t bother getting it just this once. If she thinks money is no
object to you then she won’t understand why you flipped out just because she ordered another glass of
wine, new kitchen or that 1920 vintage house wine. It’s your own fault, Uncle Moneybags. ................... 14
The Sexiest (and Least Sexy) Foods to Eat on a Date ................................................................................ 17
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