to her when something else is
in front of you. It won’t just
be something as simple and
delicious as a taco: When the
game is on TV or you are one
level away from completing
a video
game (no
cheat
codes!) she knows she will be
as invisible as those refried
beans on your plate you
haven’t touched
corn
waiting to come out once the
relationship progresses: teeth
picking, nostril cleanings and
toenail clipping all while
watching television.
What she will think of you:
You are probably disgusting
behind closed doors. You
have a ton of nasty habits just
Buffalo wings
What she will think of you:
She will think you don’t
know the difference between
party food and real dinner
food. She will see a lifetime
15
of subs, pizza and nachos on
all your special occasions.
Nothing is a bigger turnoff
than imagining her 10-year
wedding anniversary with
pictures of her husband
necking pints because he
tried the double atomic wings