Lobster
What she will think of you:
How could you be a good
provider if you can’t bust
open a lobster shell? Also, if
you can’t always afford the
lobster, don’t bother getting
it just this once. If she
thinks money is no object to
you
then
she
won’t
understand why you flipped
out just because she
ordered another glass of
wine, new kitchen or that
1920 vintage house wine.
It’s your own fault, Uncle
Moneybags.
Tacos
14
What she will think of you:
You won’t pay any attention