“ This is what beach hut life is all about . The right kind of people just relaxing together ”
Sand Castles
Javea Players
So proclaims Stan Billet in Bob Larbey ’ s ‘ Sand Castles ’ which plays the Javea Players ’ Studio Theatre in Javea ’ s Old Town from Monday March 27 to Saturday April 1 . Which makes one wonder why he has brought his mother on holiday with him . She is a miserable old trout .
Her clothes make no concession to the sunshine . She goes nowhere without her umbrella which , do not doubt , she would gleefully use as a weapon at the very slightest provocation and she never stops complaining . Complains about her feet , the long walk to the toilets , the loss of an ice cream , not being lost , the mystery tour , the song Viva Espana – name something , she will have a complaint about it .