EVENTS
HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT // 17 MAR
If Half Man Half Biscuit did not exist , it would be imperative to invent them . Since their formation nearly 30 years ago , their presence has been a necessity . In essence the vehicle for the observations , ramblings and creations of frontman , Nigel Blackwell , they are a counterblast to the processes of modern life . Throughout changing times they have spanned the decades , released 13 full-length albums and dropped 1,001 pop culture references , from BBC Radio ’ s Charles Nove to former England cricketer Fred Titmus .
7.30pm . Price : £ 21.50 Assembly Hall , Stoke Abbott Road , Worthing BN11 1HQ www . worthingtheatres . co . uk / 01903 206206
WE ARE BRONTE // 18 MAR
Morecambe and Wise meets David Lynch in this madcap reimagining of the Brontë myth , presented in Publick Transport ’ s irreverent and playful style . The real and imaginary worlds of Yorkshire ’ s literary siblings are the inspiration for an evening of physical theatre and eccentric comedy , as two performers deconstruct not only gothic themes of love , madness , repression and revenge , but also themselves .
7.30pm . Price : £ 14.50 Connaught Studio , Union Place , Worthing BN11 1LG www . worthingtheatres . co . uk / 01903 206206
VINTAGE FAIR // 18 MAR
Vintage fashion , homeware and records with carefully curated stallholders from around the south east and London .
From 10.30 . Price : £ 1 King Charles Church Hall , 5 Warwick Park , Tunbridge Wells TN2 5TA www . facebook . com / events / 1743481415979628 / 01892 511745 19