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POP CULTURE
DEMI MOORE
TO ASHTON KUTCHER:
A JET PACK
LANCE ARMSTRONG
TO HIS FANS:
‘I’M SORRY’ BOUQUET
The former Mrs. Kutcher
could use a creative way
to get rid of her ex.
Perhaps they’ll understand?
ANDY RYAN/STONE SUB/GETTY IMAGES (JETPACK); SHUTTERSTOCK (BRACELETS)
JAY-Z TO
BLUE IVY:
A TASER
Lucky though this
kid may be, she’s
still going to need
some protection.
LADY GAGA TO DONATELLA
VERSACE: GOLD-PLATED
FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS
Definitely better than a meat necklace.
ROBERT
PATTINSON
TO KRISTEN
STEWART:
THE TIME
MACHINE BY
H.G. WELLS
“Oh, R-Patz.
If only we could go
back in time.”